Lawyer suspended for accepting nude dances

[MrCoffee]

CHICAGO - An attorney has been suspended for more than a year for accepting nude dances from a stripper as partial payment for the legal fees she owed him.

The Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission on Thursday said Scott Robert Erwin will begin serving a 15-month suspension for misconduct next month.

Erwin, who practices in the northern Illinois city of DeKalb, and his client mutually agreed that she'd perform nude dances for him in his office as a way to reduce her legal fees, the commission's report said. He credited her for $534 toward his bill for services of various legal matters, the report said.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26796928/

Where'd he come up with the $534 amount? Did he get a $4 lap dance?

[rug]

1. He charged her for the tissues.

[MrCoffee]

2. Game, set and match

Well played!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. It's not legal tender?

Just because you can't bank that kind of booty ...

[NJmaverick]

4. I am not sure why they would frown on this

when you consider all the other things lawyers do, this actually seems good by comparison.

[DS1]

5. Took the shirt, pants, bra, and undies right off her

that's hot!

[Bake]

6. Geez, he knocked $500 off the bill!

What ever happened to freedom of contract?

Bake

[MrCoffee]

7. It's the $34 that's confusing the hell out of me.

[Forkboy]

8. Seems like a win win.

:shrug:

[Skittles]

9. dipshit did it in his office

[Forkboy]

11. Ah, well...that changes everything.

:rofl:

[Skittles]

12. it just shows you how arrogant these fucking creeps are

[Turbineguy]

10. That Commission must

have had their sense of humor shot off in the War or something. On the other hand, they could have been heavily republican oriented. Those people seem to be obsessed with sex.

Now if that nice lady has a steam turbine in her car.... maybe her gland seal regulator needs adjustement. :evilgrin: