*sigh* Have you seen the price of cottage cheese lately?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Do you think the kids would like a kidney bean or two on Halloween?

[mainegreen]

1. Give them castor beans!

And don't take the ricin out!




(seriously, though, don't do that)

[MrCoffee]

2. Cheapskate. If my kid doesn't get one full scoop of cottage cheese in her candysack

well, i wouldn't stomp on that flaming paper bag if i were you

[PeaceNikki]

3. That sentence sounds so very very wrong.

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"If my kid doesn't get one full scoop of cottage cheese in her candysack..."

[orleans]

10. LOL (sick) but LOL n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I was going to use an ice cream scoop to measure each portion...

but now, I am afraid I will have to use a teaspoon. :(

[MrCoffee]

7. FLAMING POO!

[TZ]

5. try getting the large curd.

It might give you more cheese for the buck....:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. "More cheese for the buck"...

I've heard that line too many times in my life.

Do you think I was born yesterday?

[TZ]

12. No.

But I think you were raised to be penny wise and cheese foolish...:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Nice post, turtlencheddar.

[DainBramaged]

6. Up over 3 bucks a pint here, bad news for the toothless crowd

and those of us who love cottage cheese.

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. I only have one tooth...

so, I "gum" my cottage cheese.

Hence, my nickname IRL... "Curdgums".

[DainBramaged]

14. Good one

:hug:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. I heard that your nickname was

Curdmudgeon.

Give the trick or treaters Lehman stock.

[orleans]

8. cottage cheese in the candy sack gets a little messy. yogurt is better

is doesn't fall apart so easily

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. But the only thing I have to put it in are slightly used Dixie cups...

I think there is some kind of law against putting yogurt in Dixie cups.

[orleans]

20. you're right. no one is allowed to transfer yogurt. maybe try

giving the kids an olive. or a dill pickle.

oh hell, everything is just too expensive.

i have an idea: don't answer the door!

[Sanity Claws]

16. Kidney beans up the nose!

Kids love to stick kidney beans up their noses. Their parents will love you for enlarging the kids' noses.

[PfcHammer]

18. Halloween is good time of year to clean out the medicine chest

In the dark, expired Ex-lax, cough drops, Sudafed, etc all looks like candy.
The little boogers don't the difference. :rofl:

[mnhtnbb]

19. A box of crackers is over $3.!

[Liberal_in_LA]

21. And the boxes are getting smaller!