BREAKING: Clean Courtney Love's toilets, but not if you're a "superfan" or a "pig who steals." OMFG!

Amerigo Vespucci

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Mon Sep-22-08 04:56 PM
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BREAKING: Clean Courtney Love's toilets, but not if you're a "superfan" or a "pig who steals." OMFG!

Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?

Posted Sep 22nd 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/22/wanna-clean-courtney-loves-toilets/

Are you a "non thieving non freaky housekeeper" in the Malibu area? Courtney Love could use your help!

Sick of using agencies who supply her with "PIGS who steal," the always crazy Courtney turned to the ever-reliable MySpace to find a new maid. She makes it very clear she doesn't want any "superfans" -- a little ironic for a posting on a fan site, don't cha think?

The pay may be good, but you'd have to be as crazy as Courtney to take that job.

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MrCoffee

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Mon Sep-22-08 04:59 PM
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1. What are they stealing from her toilets?

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sniffa

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Mon Sep-22-08 05:04 PM
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2. Can we sniff her clothes though?

That's not stealing.

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Mon Sep-22-08 05:05 PM
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3. Only you. Only you.

:rofl:

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