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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:41 AM
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I made the fatal error. I gave a cat food.
A few days ago, I gave next door's cat a little bit of cheese.

Now every day he is at my window saying "hey! Where's my cheese?"
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:42 AM
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1. Ooooooh, billy!
You are in trouble now!

You are under the cat's spell!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:43 AM
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2. I'm just a sucker for a cute furry face.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:44 AM
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3. Cool! Then I guess you'll like me!
:rofl:




(I keed, I keed. I shave daily! :spray: )



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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:46 AM
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4. Speaking of which
*scratches own fuzzy face*
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patomime Donating Member (274 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:56 AM
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5. Oh no
you're so in trouble man.

You've been identified as a cat lover, and all the little kitties are gonna love you now.

:)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 02:56 AM
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6. They'll all know by now, won't they?
:)
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 03:05 AM
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7. Will you get an own kitty now
you know that is the next step :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 12:59 PM
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18. It's out of the question.
You have to feed a cat meat, and I won't buy it. Even if it isn't for me.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 03:20 AM
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8. That's how my first one adopted me.
She just would NOT go away, and I could see she was losing weight. I put tuna out as FAR away from my house that I could.

Little shit had my number, and I finally took her in on a below freezing night. That was soooo many years ago, and she's the most docile, loving, and cuddly kitty you could ask for. She even puts up with that little snarly-butt male beast I adopted after her.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 03:32 AM
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9. The stray cat my wife and I befriended trades with us.
We give an alley cat some food and water as he needs it and the little guy drops off dead mice and rats in my yard every other day as thanks. Not a great trade off by any means but at least the little bastard appreciates it, more than my spoiled house cats do.
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:02 AM
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10. At least it wasn't canned tuna you gave that cat.
You'd have a whole "collection" of them now.

Mark.
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:05 AM
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11. You're in trouble now.
:scared: You have been owned by the next door's kitty. :loveya:


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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:01 PM
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19. It sits on the wheelie bin and peers in my window.
The window opens just right for it to make a door for a cat.

My neighbour said that last night it was sitting on the bin spying on me while I was at my computer. :scared:

Happy birthday my dear friend. :hug: :loveya: :*
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:07 AM
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12. You have a cat
That's cool.

Ok, it may not be yours, but she/he "owns" you now.

:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:02 PM
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20. i has a billyskank
So he doubtless thinks. :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 09:02 AM
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13. Give him a bite of this:


Problem solved.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 09:07 AM
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14. A buddy of mine once gave a feral some leftover tuna steak.
He had Jimi for many years.

mikey_the_rat
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 12:19 PM
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15. My aunt did that. She ended up owning the cat. It just preferred her I think
and the neighbours finally said "it is yours!".
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 12:20 PM
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16. Hot damn, a talking cat!!!!!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:02 PM
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21. It didn't need to speak with words.
The stare is enough.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 12:21 PM
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17. Our neighbor's dog visits us every day
Something to do with homemade dog biscuits. :eyes:


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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:08 PM
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22. sucker!
:P

but you're a sweet sucker :*
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:12 PM
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23. Guilty as charged.
If I am sweet, it is because I learned everything from you, darling. :*
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:13 PM
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24. awwww
:blush:

but i think you've got me confused with someone else ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 01:15 PM
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25. i don't think so.


:loveya:
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