Would you like to have a butler?

[undeterred]

[supernova]

1. Yes, I have a Mr French fetish

I admit it.

[patomime]

2. yes...

he could feed my cats and dog, and type my responses on DU.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

3. Yes

I'd prefer one who was young and brawny with penchant for going shirtless, however.

[undeterred]

4. Yeah, the one in the picture is just for taking the dog out

and making coffee. :hi:

[MrsBrady]

5. butler, ok maybe

but i what I would REALLY like is a housekeeper.

i love my husband but he is a complete and total mess.

now that! that I could handle. I can get my own tea.

[PeaceNikki]

6. I'd prefer a concierge

[Fleshdancer]

7. no

My husband and I have this hypothetical conversation all the time because he would LOVE to have a butler. I just can't stand the idea of having someone I don't love living in my house. I'm afraid I would never be comfortable.

[undeterred]

8. what if it was a robot?

Robots don't judge and they don't react to seeing you half dressed.

[Fleshdancer]

9. a robot butler would be good

I wouldn't feel the need to treat the robot like family and constantly worry if I'm paying him enough or providing good enough benefits.

[undeterred]

10. No union meetings to worry about.

[Fleshdancer]

19. oh I'm a big fan of unions....

I have no issues with providing the minimum, but how do you live with someone and only provide the minimum, you know? That would be hard.

[mainegreen]

11. Can I have a naughty french maid instead?

[undeterred]

14. Here ya go!

[mainegreen]

16. I like 'em rough!

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[Aristus]

12. I've always wanted a butler. One with a good "Rule Britannia" name, like "Tillingsworth".

"Some more coffee please, Tillingsworth."

"Veddy good, sir."

"Excellent scrambled eggs, Tillingsworth".

"I try to give satisfaction, sir."

"That will be all, Tillingsworth."

"A most warm good evening to you, sir."

"And you, Tillingsworth. Good night."




What fun... B-)

[Mutley]

13. The idea is nice

but I would never be comfortable.

[spinbaby]

15. Oh, yes.

And I'd like to have a house nice enough for a butler.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. i grew up with maids and cooks and other household help

i am sure it makes life easy but its also an intrusion to your privacy

[undeterred]

18. I would feel like I had to clean the place up before they came over.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. they lived in the house.

:)