Obama to Nation: “Fuck this shit, I’m outta here!”

[Bhaisahab]

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In a boisterous and hastily-called press conference, Obama detailed his reasons for the decision. “I was prepared to fight global warming, reform the health care system, repair our crumbling roads, create a 21st century electric grid, find Bin Laden, end the war in Iraq, and bring peace to Israel and the Palestinians. But now you tell me I have to clean up the worst financial mess since the Great Depression too? One that’s going to plunge our economy into a recession for most of my administration while I take the blame? Fuck that. That’s fucking ridiculous. You guys clean up your own shit. I’m outta here.”'

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/news/17355

[Fleshdancer]

1. I was thinking about this yesterday....

There must have been one morning this past week that Obama woke up and thought "you have got to fucking be kidding me."

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Seriously. He has to be thinking

WTF? The polls are close? Why aren't I running away with this thing? Are Americans this fucking stupid?

[Fleshdancer]

3. If I wasn't American....

I would probably want McCain to win just because it's so fucked up to hand over a country THIS broken to the first African American US President. It just looks so wrong and passive aggressive.

I just wanna party like it's 1999. Those were the good ol' days.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Well, one thing we can be proud of.

When Obama fixes this mess, and he will, it will be fodder to shut the racists in this country up forever.

[Fleshdancer]

5. I do look foward to that!

but don't forget, any progress Obama makes will be credited to Reagan. That bastard is responsible for all good things that happen to this country from what I hear.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. And, on the flip side, if he fucks up, he can blame Clinton!!!!

I understand Clinton is responsible for everything that has ever gone wrong in the New World!!

[undeterred]

7. When he's dancing with Michele at the Inaugural Ball

they can say well here we are at the top- but most of the work is cleaning up white mens messes.