Ellen DeGeneres is gay.

[undeterred]

I never claim to be the first to know anything. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Why, thank you for that, Captain Obvious!!!!!

[Fleshdancer]

So is her wife!

That's the word on the street. ;)

[originalpckelly]

2. I know she's always happy, but did you hear she's a Lesbian like Danny Thomas?

:shrug:

[undeterred]

8. I heard he was Lesbianese.

So is Marlo.

[Left Is Write]

15. Just don't tell Rose.

[Swede]

3. So THAT's why she married Portia DiRossi.

Dóh.

[petronius]

4. I think she might have a talk show of some kind

I could be wrong, though...

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. *gasp*

No! Say it isn't so!

And here I was, planning my whole life around a menage' a trois with her and Rachel Maddow.

[leeroysphitz]

6. No wonder she doesn't respond to my love letters.

Who knew? :shrug:

[struggle4progress]

11. I've had the same problem with her. Gosh, there must be a lot of gay women!

[Dr. Strange]

7. I read somewhere that she's a homo sapien.

[rug]

9. .

:wow:

[mitchum]

10. Wrong...she only pretends to be gay so that she can have sex with Portia De Rossi

[leeroysphitz]

13. Wasn't that an episode of Three's Compnay? n/t

[KamaAina]

12. Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!

My life is ruined! Ruined, I tell you!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Jamastiene]

14. You just now figuring that out?

:rofl:

[undeterred]

18. This is a Captain Obvious thread.

Following up on the Clay Aikens is gay thread...

[UndertheOcean]

16. Oh noooooooooooooo

[elshiva]

17. Water is wet.

[Throckmorton]

19. Water will Boil, Ice will not

That is all.