Post a thread title that would be sure to wind up on the Must Read list

[BurtWorm]

(As opposed to the title of this thread.)

For example:

Oh for fuck's sake, nervous nellies, Obama is gonna win!!

Your turn!

:patriot:

[flvegan]

1. Post a thread title that would be sure to wind up on the Must Read list

[struggle4progress]

2. Angry mob drowns Grover Norquist in bathtub

[Fleshdancer]

3. Oh for fuck's sake, nervous nellies, Obama is gonna win!!

:D

[Danger Mouse]

4. Sean Hannity gives John McCain a Cleveland Steamer on live TV.

McCain, disappointed, said he was hoping for a blumpy.
News at 11.

[two gun sid]

8. I've always thought it would be the other way around....

John giving Sean a Cleveland Steamer. I can see Hannity giving McCain a Rusty Trombone, though.

[Danger Mouse]

9. John McCain is a notorious donkey puncher.

[two gun sid]

11. Todd Palin's a pig fucker.

[Danger Mouse]

13. And sometimes he even has sex with his wife, too!

:freak:

[two gun sid]

14. Now that's just fuckin' sick, you sick fuck.

[Danger Mouse]

15. I went too far. I'm sorry.

:D

[struggle4progress]

5. TANG calls Bush back into service, deploys him to Iraq

[KitchenWitch]

6. The Twins Win the 2008 World Series

[KamaAina]

12. Naaah. For one, some of us would be tempted to rate it "Disruptive"

just on general principles.

For another:

[KitchenWitch]

16. The Twins are now only 1.5 games behind Chicago.

:D

[Swede]

7. When and when not to use cornflakes when breading chicken.

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

10. Bill O'Reilly caught in sex sting.

[helderheid]

17. MUST READ!

[elshiva]

18. Elrond Hubbard is Spiderman.

[Nye Bevan]

19. I inherited a mixed animal from my uncle in the woods

[BurtWorm]

20. I need your prayers, DU. My cat's hangnail may be infected.

:patriot:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Are my boobs supposed to be this big? (pic heavy)

[mvd]

22. Obama up by 20 in new OH poll

:hi: