What is your favorite euphemism for 'the act'

[KitchenWitch]

Mine is "Going to Wisconsin"

[Mutley]

1. Hey baby. Wanna go to Wisconsin with me?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

2. Mmmm....

whatever you say baybay :evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

3. Seeing a man about a horse

Oh, sorry. Wrong act.

[Wapsie B]

5. Praying to God.

As in "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSS!!

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

6. ...

:rofl:

I can't say what mine is without getting tombstoned and jailed in several countries. :evilgrin:

Let's just say, it has nothing to do with her cat...or Chinese cuisine, but it sounds like it does.

[mcctatas]

7. What the hell?

what are you supposed to say if you happen to live in WI? Where are you from, maybe I'll use your state;)

[KitchenWitch]

8. I grew up in Minnesota...

:D

[mcctatas]

11. I can live with that...

maybe I'll use "Going to St. Paul", gives it a pseudo-religious vibe;)

[KitchenWitch]

14. Well, it can be a rather 'spiritual' experience!

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

49. Hey, wait a minute.,..

I LIVE in St Paul...

[mcctatas]

50. Hmmmmm...

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

51. Dont you be spreading rumors about me...

:P

[pokerfan]

9. Boom Boom Out Go the Lights!

That or "makin' baby gravy."

[JVS]

10. The Hour of Power!

[KitchenWitch]

12. Hour?

Awfully confident in one's ability aren't we?

:rofl:

[JVS]

17. I live near a time-zone border.

Besides, there's always power-napping to be done afterwards

[mcctatas]

13. Can we take a poll of your exes to find out if it was an actual

hour? :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

16. GMTA!

:rofl:

[JVS]

20. I'm sorry, but I cannot allow that. My exes have already been polled to such a degree...

that further polling would endanger their well being.

[mcctatas]

22. Look at you!

doing the double entendre two-step :rofl:

[Graybeard]

15. Doing the nasty.

I used to hear things like, "They were seen in the barn...doing the nasty".

[darkstar]

18. Doing the laundry

ba...da...boom

[elshiva]

19. "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."

:)

[Left Is Write]

21. Making cole slaw.

Don't ask. :blush:

[KitchenWitch]

24. did you get the facebook Old Dutch Potato chips?

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

25. Yes...I'll join.

:)

[LeftyMom]

23. Taking my B-12.

Probably only flvegan knows why that's funny.

[nomorenomore08]

26. Back in 8th grade or so we used to call it "makin' hamburgers."

That one still cracks me up as an adult. :rofl:

[mcctatas]

27. Please tell me you weren't "making hamburgers" in the 8th grade

my daughter is in 7th grade now and I would like to sleep again sometime!

[nomorenomore08]

35. Not at all. For virtually all of us, it was hypothetical discussion.

:)

[elshiva]

28. makin' bacon.

:)

[mcctatas]

29. OMG...

we used to have a game called that:

[elshiva]

32. Pig pron.

:hi: :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

34. or porn even...

so sayeth the typo nazi :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

36. No,

it's pork pron.

[TroglodyteScholar]

81. I believe you mean pork pr0n

C'mon, if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it right!

[mwooldri]

37. I think they called that game "Pass the Pigs".

.. but yes there was a score called "making bacon"...

Mark.

[mcctatas]

39. I just rembember the itty bitty perverted piggies...

but thanks for the clarification :hi:

[Lil Missy]

30. Making the beast with two backs.

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. I must be stoned

I read that the first time as "Making the best with two backs." :crazy:

[meow2u3]

63. If you heard that for the first time

you never read Shakespeare's "Othello."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

76. That's the winner, the clear choice, the ONLY choice.

I could probably make up a half-dozen new ones on the spot, but I'd be violating my own "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" rule.

:rofl:

:toast:

[TroglodyteScholar]

82. Making the beast with three backs...

:evilgrin:

[Gormy Cuss]

31. Submarine racing.

It was one of those things my mother and her girlfriends talked about that made NO sense to me for years.

[mcctatas]

33. Going over the bills...

at least that's why we tell the girls we need to be locked up together for an extended period of time...

[mwooldri]

38. Lately it's just a "quickie". nt.

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. 'Putting up shelves'

— a euphemism for The Act from an episode of a long-forgotten sitcom.

[bluesbassman]

42. "Bumpin' uglies"

Just a funny one - not that I think they are! :P

[Duppers]

60. Scrubs!

love that sit-com.

[Zavulon]

43. Exploring the solarium rift.

It was on an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. Kess, the little blonde that goes out with the dorky cook on the ship (his name escapes me now, but he's a dork), is of some race that only lives 8-9 years, but the ship stumbles upon an array of people from her planet and she meets one of her own kind that was actually 14 years old and showing no signs of dying yet. As you would expect, he was a charming-yet-evil type. Anyway, one day my girlfriend and I are kind of half-watching this episode while reading the paper when Kess tells the captain that she and Mr. Charm want some time away from the ship to "explore the solarium rift," and we both started cracking up.

It's been at least three months since we've used any other euphemism for "the act."

[Zavulon]

44. And just for those Trekkies among you,

I believe this is the episode I'm talking about: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708866/

("Cold Fire," season 2, episode 10)

[panhead1961]

45. toss in a batch

[BlueIris]

46. Crushing what's left of my self-esteem. nt

[lizerdbits]

47. Heard from coworker "poked in the pie"

Never heard it before and thought it was hilarious.

[Pierre.Suave]

48. Ok now, this requires some explanation...

Seriously.

[KitchenWitch]

56. I had weird friends and grew up in Minnesota!

I really have no explanation.

[Pierre.Suave]

52. My new Euphemism is

Going to St Paul...

:rofl:

[JVS]

53. Why not St. Peter?

[Pierre.Suave]

54. I guess post 49 is a good place to start...

:P

make sure to read a few up and a few down.

actually, post 7 might be a better start, then read down through the replies.

[Patiod]

55. Poke and hope

What we used to call it in college if birth control wasn't available when the passion hit (yes, this was pre-AIDs and when the thought of "safe sex" referred only to pregnancy, syphilis and gonorrhea)

[lizziegrace]

57. Need to do some sketching?

(okay, he's an artist...)

[av8rdave]

58. Boinking

Mrs. Av8rdave hates that term!

[marzipanni]

69. I agree.

:hi: Mrs. Av8rdave!
"Bouncing your bones", and sign language aren't exactly romantic, either. :eyes:

This burger restaurant changed their free bumper stickers to be less easily tampered with- :rofl:
?v=0
IN-N-OUT burger

[av8rdave]

70. I'll grant you those terms do tend to dilute the romantic aspect of the act

I am still laughing over the In-N-OUT burger thing!

[skygazer]

59. Bouncy, bouncy

Python, of course.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

61. The Horizontal Tango.

[Jokerman]

62. "Gettin' our freak on"

[dolo amber]

64. Throwing Jim down the well

[PeaceNikki]

84. .

:spray: :rofl:

[Beer Snob-50]

65. the horizontal hokey pokey..nt

[Iggo]

66. IBTL with...

...Giving her a punch in the pants.

[BarenakedLady]

67. Acting

[KitchenWitch]

71. ...

:hug:

[lightningandsnow]

68. Playing the piano.

Learned that one from my history teacher.

Also, "horizontal jogging" ranks a close second.

[mainegreen]

72. smackin the buns

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[kwassa]

73. Playing hide the salami.

[mainegreen]

74. pooper spelunking!

[Iggo]

75. Nice. (n/t)

[Aristus]

77. My wife and I don't have euphemisms. We say either "Hot Monkey Sex" or "sexing."

As in "Are you going to sex me tonight?"

[Turbineguy]

78. In a French novel

I saw it expressed as: "He showed her the ceiling."

I always liked that one.

Of course that might sound limiting for the more Olympian performers.

[Missy Vixen]

79. Doing the wild thing

Doing the horizontal mambo

Julie

[GOPisEvil]

80. "Making amends"

Long story. :D

[TroglodyteScholar]

83. Pounding guts?

I know, terrible.

But then afterwards you get to brag about getting "up to my nuts in guts."