I KNEW there was no paper jam in the printer! There was, however,

LaraMN

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:38 AM
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I KNEW there was no paper jam in the printer! There was, however,

Edited on Wed Sep-24-08 09:39 AM by LaraMN

an emery board jam.

:crazy:

It had to be JackMN's doing. He's always running around the house sucking on those things.
Wtf, JackMN? Wtf?

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Pierre.Suave

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:40 AM
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1. well, at least it wasnt

actual jam of some sticky sort...

thank the flying spaghetti monster for small miracles...

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LaraMN

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:41 AM
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2. Yes, and now my master plan can proceed!

I am so happy my printer is working!

:bounce:

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Pierre.Suave

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:43 AM
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3. Just a word of advice

from one aspiring evil genius to another. if all it takes to almost derail your master plans is an emery board, you may need to rethink your master plan.

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LaraMN

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:47 AM
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6. Bwahaha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The next phase involves Contact Paper, so it's definitely a tenuous undertaking...

:o :o :o

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Pierre.Suave

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:50 AM
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9. Lara

I am sorry to say but I think we may need to hold you back for a year in evil genius school...

:P

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LaraMN

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:56 AM
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10. Oh just wait....just wait...

when it's all done, I will be posting pics. My treachery will become the stuff of legend. Or something.

:bounce:
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Pierre.Suave

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:58 AM
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11. Oh now of course

Edited on Wed Sep-24-08 09:58 AM by jasonc

I can hardly wait to see it. But it has to be big to top green snow and kicking it with the Qua ran day...

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:44 AM
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4. Ha. My previous paper jam

was actually a cashew jam. :wtf:

Series. How the hell that did happen?

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LaraMN

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:48 AM
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8. Heh!

I would think that could eventually crunch its way back to working order.
The emery board was friggin' BIG! I don't know how I could NOT have seen it!

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Dr. Strange

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:46 AM
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5. JackMN needs to be the star of his own sitcom.

"Wtf, JackMN? Wtf?"

Coming this Spring to HBO.

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Pierre.Suave

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Wed Sep-24-08 09:47 AM
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7. It could also be called...

"Hit The Road Jack" and it would be a film crew following him around on his adventures/misadventures as he travels across the country...

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