Why are we at Level 1?

[flvegan]

Are all the Freepers here to see our new ratings system? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

1. McCain wants to cancel friday's debate.

[Jamastiene]

2. McCain suspended his presidential campaign to go back to DC

Chimpy is going to run his big mealy lying mouth tonight and interrupt one of the few TV shows I watch.

The new rating system is waaaaay too much fun and I cannot stop myself.

Sarah Palin said we are going into a Depression. Several others have said it too, so it might be true.

Gas costs way way way too damn much.

I'm hungry.

and last, but not least:
I'm horny and heard there was a picture of a nekked punk rock woman and turned DU upside down to try to find it. I never found it. I did run across a picture of Carrot Top though. I stopped looking at that point and tried to bleach my eyes. It didn't help. This could mean another year or two of therapy. I may never be right again.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. "there was a picture of a nekked punk rock woman"

WHERE?!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. dude we are in the middle of a crisis. did you ask your girl if i could marry you?

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Shit, I forgot. I'll text her about it right now.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. thanks. please let me and the lounge know what she says.

bet, at the very least it will be funny

save me canadians

[MrCoffee]

4. McCain pissed in UndertheOcean's cheerios.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Once again, we must blame Taco Bell.

Have they no shame at all?

[sasquatch]

9. Your just jealous because we're not paying attention to you

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Jealous? Good God, the word is delighted.

:rofl:

[Ptah]

6. He's fleeing the interview!

He's fleeing the interview!

[MrCoffee]

7. Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I'm just doin' my job here.

[Crabby Appleton]

8. Clay Aiken has announced a national emergency

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. water is wet. ie.: mccain is a scheming bastard

[Dr. Strange]

15. It's the search function.

People have heard some weird stories about a DUer named 5gan and they're trying to search for him. Or her.

[Shiver]

16. We have levels?

Maybe we finally gained enough XP to advance? I'm putting three ranks in the 'Hyperbole' skill and picking the "Resistance to Tinfoil" feat...

[Karl_Bonner_1982]

17. Level 1? What does that mean????

Sorry but I've only been here for three months and I don't understand what is going on when the X's appear and somebody says "we are at level __".

[flvegan]

18. Here you go:

And a belated Welcome to DU.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=announcement&id=1

[Shiver]

19. Well, that's helpful

If a little disappointing... I was hoping for something more crisis-y, with coded instructions and emergency suicide pills.

Are there any other levels?

[flvegan]

20. Yes.

I believe there are 4, with each one decreasing features and speed. The final level results, I believe, in only posters who are donors to post.

[uppityperson]

22. Check it now, it says...

More announcements

Not very helpful, but concise.

[redqueen]

21. I think it's cause McCain is hiding like a fraidy cat and blaming the economic crisis.

:rofl: