Man charged for allegedly passing gas near cop(Battery on a police officer)

[JonLP24]

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

[AwakeAtLast]

1. You mean we can't fart in anyone's general direction?

Harummppff!


:D

[Demoiselle]

2. I don't think I've ever laughed harder, WakeMeUp! (eom)

[AwakeAtLast]

3. Tip your waitresses, I'll be here all night

(Not really, I'm getting sleepy) :D

Thanks!

:hi:

[Connonym]

4. that's soooo discriminatory to farty people!

I hope a judge tells the cop to get over himself