The president was on TV tonight? What'd he talk about?

[Connonym]

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[mcctatas]

1. I think it went like this...

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

[struggle4progress]

2. I dunno. There's something wrong with my TV. It was working fine until

sometime around 9:03 PM, when it suddenly flew through the window into the backyard sometime around 9:03 PM

Since then, the cheap piece of junk hasn't worked at all

[mcctatas]

5. You need to invest in foam bricks...

almost as cathartic as a full fledged lob out the window and much cheaper...

[yellowdogintexas]

6. yeah, and they are handy for strange yoga positions, too. nt

[mcctatas]

7. Really?

I'll have to look into that because my left knee is crying every time I get on the yoga mat...

[yellowdogintexas]

10. they are actually called Yoga Blocks, very helpful in some of the

weird balancing and bending over poses, esp if you are short like me. Very light weight. Pretty colors too.

now about the knee, I have that sometimes. I went out and got a very good knee brace that says on the label "for knee cap pain and strains caused by mild misalignment of the joint"

What it does is line up the stuff in the right place..I have been sleeping in it and wearing it when I drive for long periods. I wore it all day Saturday , most of Sunday and then went to just at night. It helped a lot, rested the strained whatever I did when I stepped down from something and over stretched something in the back of my knee.

I was just very very careful in my yoga; if it hurts, don't do it all the way, ease up on it ..

[hunter]

3. He said the economic crisis was not his fault.

And that nobody could have forseen it.

[Robeson]

4. What president?

[BarenakedLady]

8. Who?

:shrug:

[Chan790]

9. No idea...

I watched a talking monkey babble on about the economy and the need for a bailout of Wall Street. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!1!11!!!1! on some other channel.

[Kajsa]

11. He said our regulatory laws were outdated.

WTH?

How about using them, first?

Brother- he never ceases to astound me.

ONLY 3 1/2 more months and---

He's outta here!!

:applause:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I saw a talking monkey on the tv, but not Obama.

:shrug:

[kayakjohnny]

13. he didnt say al Qaeda or terrst one time

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Did he talk about god again?

I hate when he gets religious in front of the camera.

[qwertyMike]

15. Did he mention 9/11?

If so, how many times?

[madinmaryland]

16. He did his best to scare the crap out of the American people.

[kayakjohnny]

17. it was a perfect chance to blame Iran and the Taliban

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Dunno...he was heavily medicated, it looked like.

I am series. He looked right at the teleprompter, spoke fast, NO accent at all ( what happened to the Texas thing) hardly blinked, no facial expression, real monotonous voice.
I swear he raided Pickles med cabinet...looked tranqk'ed to the gills.
He couldn't get out of there fast enough.

[samuraiguppy]

19. we don't have a president

do you mean the pResident