Most unusual place you've seen a naked person.

[arcadian]

Hiking on a trail in Colorado I once saw two women hiking topless.

[LeftinOH]

1. The parking lot at Home Depot...

some dude *completely* changing his clothes next to his pickup.

[Shiver]

2. At work a few weeks ago

A woman came in at around 3:00 am, wearing nothing but a bathrobe (with nothing on underneath). Apparently she locked herself out of her house, and the store was the closest place she could find with a phone.

[flvegan]

3. On the internets.

There I was, just surfing the intertubes and lo and behold, there she was. A nude woman! God as my witness, I never thought I'd see a complete stranger naked on the internet.

[arcadian]

7. I once saw a naked woman at a bachelor party.

I was shocked.

[Blue Diadem]

4. I wrote about it on here a couple years ago.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3650495

It really bothered me early last year when I found out that a sex offender was living in that house. I never saw the man's face but the one running was much heavier than the picture of the offender so I have no idea if it was the same person I saw running or not.

[gmoney]

5. I've placed naked people in some unusual places...

NYC Fire escapes, public parks, abandoned buildings, farmhouses, beaches, the streets of Ohio...

a photographer I sort of know is the "king of public art nudes" and just gets up early on weekends and does a lot of "hit and run" around landmarks of NYC and other cities... I got to tag along on a shoot, and a few people would pass by, mainly taxi drivers and joggers, but nobody complained.

[NJmaverick]

6. On an ambulance call an 80 year old man answered the door

buck naked. We were responding to a call for a woman had fallen and couldn't get up. Needless to say this wouldn't fall in the pleasantly surprised category.

[guitar man]

8. lately....in my bedroom

:(

[Taverner]

9. In near blizzard conditions at Mt Bachelor in Oregon

[Graybeard]

10. Wall St.

The steps of Federal Hall is a popular spot to sit at lunch hour. It was a summer day, so the young woman wearing a long top coat stood out as she walked down the street. She was with 3 people with cameras and, sure enough, the coat came off and she was butt naked. Snap...snap..snap. In front of the Stock Exchange, under the statue of G. Washington etc. Then they all jumped into a car and drove off.

[Schema Thing]

11. A woman writhing against a pole at a restaurant.

come to think of it, the whole place was weird. Even the waitstaff were nearly naked.

[Orrex]

16. Olive Garden keeps getting weirder and weirder

:crazy:

[kwassa]

12. Hundreds of naked people in a muddy pond on a farm.

Woodstock.

[Kingofalldems]

13. I-95 in Georgia

Naked guy walking on the side of the road. He was wearing shoes though.

[conscious evolution]

64. OMG!!

I saw him too!!
Northbound near Pooler.

[Rambis]

14. Rosemont Horizon- Grateful Dead

the Chicago press were interviewing a naked guy claiming to be Jesus. Of course he had nothing to do with the dead he had escaped from a mental hospital and was wondering around the parking lot:banghead:

[nomorenomore08]

80. Was he an ex-Deadhead, though?

J/K :P

[Beer Snob-50]

15. two places

1. at the top of a waterfall in jamica state park in jamaica vt

2. on a public beach in rhode island.

[testytestors]

17. In my bed

saw a naked girl in my bed once. for real.

[Orrex]

18. We can't accept your story without photographic evidence

Welcome to DU, by the way!

:hi:

[Graybeard]

19. Welcome to DU!

You'll see some interesting things here too. Enjoy!

[Tikki]

20. When I was, oh, maybe 11 or so... I was out with another girl my age....

going door to door in my neighborhood (they don't do this anymore) selling
Camp Fire Girls...what?...cookies or something and we went to one place and this
guy came to the door naked and his wife/girlfriend ran lickity split over to
the door and slammed it and told us to go away.
I bet he was drunk or something.

Anyway we told our parents (blushes all around).


Tikki

[NJmaverick]

21. That guy is lucky that your parents didn't call the cops

[arcadian]

23. Is it a crime to answer your door naked?

:shrug:

[NJmaverick]

24. If the person ringing the bell is a minor

yes they can be charged with a crime, especially today.

[arcadian]

25. What about nude beaches?

:shrug:

[NJmaverick]

28. Well most nude beaches are a given

If a parent brings their child there, it's with the expectation of seeing nude adults. On the other hand what this man did was expose himself to 11 year old females. First he could be hit with indescent exposure, then they hit him with endangering the welfare of a minor.

[arcadian]

30. What if he answered the door without knowing who was on the other side?

I think the naked guy were he to go to court would probably win that one.

[NJmaverick]

36. Hard to say, but I have read about similar situations

and people were charged. The papers usually don't cover outcomes though.

[Tikki]

39. This happened when my town first started opening...

government housing for rentals to people not working in the local industry.

I suspect he wasn't working at the time. I am sure the local authorities were contacted by either my mother
or my friend's parents. We stayed away from that house like the plague.
I remember my mother made a big deal out of telling me when those people moved. It wasn't right away..
but, it wasn't too long after...I'm thinking 3 months or so.

I remember knowing that the guy at the door was naked..but, it all happened so fast.
That woman flew across that little room like a rocket to shut that door.

Tikki

[ThomCat]

22. Topless isn't naked.

No clothing at all, or wearing only shoes is naked. :shrug:

I'm not sure I've ever seen someoen naked anyplace I would consider all that unusual.

[RadiationTherapy]

55. I noticed that right away and frankly think it is odd the OP equated topless women with nude women.

[DarkTirade]

65. What, shoes aren't clothing?

:P

[ThomCat]

67. When you are outdoors, shoes are often a necessity,

not clothing.

:P

[DarkTirade]

68. And in the when its cold out pants are a necessity.

To avoid embarrassment. :P

[Symarip]

26. Once in a while, I find a naked girl in my bed

And I'm like, whoa, how'd you get here?

[BarenakedLady]

27. In class

I guess it isn't unusual since it's a figure drawing class, but it has taken some getting used to.

I'm hoping we get some dude models soon. :evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

29. I would have been more suprised if you were taking an accounting class

[ThomCat]

33. Hell yeah!

Tell your teacher you need fewer peaches and more sausage. Even things out a bit. :P

[BarenakedLady]

37. Amen!

I guess they don't get many male takers, even though it's a paying gig.

:(

[Graybeard]

38. "The Naked Civil Servant".

In Quentin Crisp's book he tells how one of his jobs as a youth was as a government paid model in art classes in England. Jolly old England!

[DarkTirade]

56. How do I sign up for that?

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

69. Become an art major

:P

[DarkTirade]

70. No, I mean the paying gig part.

[BarenakedLady]

72. If you were series!!1!1!!

I could hook you up. ;)

Bow chicka bow wow

[DarkTirade]

73. I'm a little too self-conscious right now. Once I find time in my schedule to start

skating again I might be able to lose a few pounds though. :P

[BarenakedLady]

74. Oh I hear ya

I don't think there is enough money in the world to get me up there. It was hard enough clothed (we all had to do it a couple times). Though if I had our model's body, I might consider it.

[DarkTirade]

75. I guess the real important question for my ego is...

how cold is it in there? :P

[BarenakedLady]

81. Not at all

It's too warm most of the time. ;)

[DarkTirade]

91. Hmm... do you know what time those classes are?

:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

57. I worked as an art class model

part-time work when I was in college.

I gave it up because many of the art rooms were poorly heated in the winter. I caught a bad cold. I also discovered I was more uptight than I thought.

[otherlander]

31. In an isolation cell.

His name was Jonathan. He took off all of his clothes as an act of protest, I think.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Delivering newspapers.

When I was a kid, I delivered papers in a garden apartment complex. I dropped the papers at each door as I went up the steps. When I came down, this guy opened his door to pick up his paper dripping wet in the altogether. He could have at least used an effing towel. :eyes:

[liberalitch]

34. Here @ Phoebus High where I teach.....

I'm on planning now... I'm not chatting while I'm supposed to be teaching.

Homeless, drunk dude wandered in last year one day.... the kids had more of a reaction when a dog came in.

[lazyriver]

35. PATH train from NJ to NYC

[ThomCat]

58. Was the nude person on the train?

Or did you simple see that person from on the train? I suppose that makes a big difference. :P

[lazyriver]

66. Oh, he was on the train alright. The story is pretty nasty. I told it

once as a reply to a Lounge thread and I think it skeeved some people out. Let's just say the moral of the story is don't EVER pick up money off the floor of a train...EVER!

[greendog]

40. Naked woman in a mini-van on I-65 in northern Indiana.

Naked old man hiking in Capitol Reef National Park.

[AwakeAtLast]

54. Damn! I thought those windows were tinted!

;)


:hi:

[Rhythm]

41. Outside the drive-through window at Wendy's

I was working the window, and some guy drove up buck naked and playing with the goods.

I looked down, looked him dead in the eyes and said, "Cold night, huh?"

[EstimatedProphet]

42. In the woods outside Fairbanks AK

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

43. Not sure it's really unusual

but one night, coming home froma party with a buddy, we breezed by Fullerton College on Chapman Avenue in Fullerton. It took a second to register there was a naked guy standing on the side of the road talking to himself.
We looked at each other and at the same time say "did you see that?" We turned around, parked and watched as he was eventually picked up by the cops. Based on his comments and all, we figured he might of been tripping......... it was the 70's after all. :)

[Rising Phoenix]

44. movie theater

two naked people........we are watching a movie, and these two very young, very drunk teenagers stumble in making a ruckus. They fuck loudly in the aisles and then leave.....noboby else seemed to notice.:wtf: the movie was called Fetish

[SOteric]

45. The Denny Regrade.

I was flashed. I laughed. I don't think it helped his self-esteem.

[Inchworm]

46. It was a bad scene...

I was driving a Girl Scout Troop from some shindig to another and as we waited at a light some lady pulled her dress over her head, backside to us, and umm.. err.. splattered the pavement about 3 feet from us.

That was hard to explain.

:hi:

[Roon]

47. A couple of times...downtown Denver

I saw a woman walking down colfax without a shirt on...another time in capitol hill I saw a complete nude woman walking down the streets. I was driving cab both times.

A veteran cab driver told me that if you spend enough time downtown...you will see a naked person every once in awhile. Thing is, it's legal to be nude in public.

[LeftyMom]

48. Florida.

That is one odd place. Dude was hawt though.

[applegrove]

49. I sat almost in the front row for a play one day at the local theatre. A few

days later I was at the YMCA having a shower when I thought I recognized the woman who was showering across from me. Then it hit me...she was the lead actress in the play I had just seen. Was a weird momment.

[tigereye]

50. state park in the spring before the lake opened for business

there was a naked guy walking along the beach.

A woman with kids freaked out big time... and called the state park police.



It was pretty odd. The guy took off.

[Greyskye]

51. Ski Slope

Around 1974, in the height of the "streaking" fad.

I was at the Santa Fe Ski Basin, on an intermediate slope, when a man and a woman, both bare-ass naked except for boots and goggles went whizzing by.

Quite a sight for a 7th grader. :wow:

[Art_from_Ark]

60. Several years ago, my good friend Charles from Austria

showed me his high school yearbook. There were a couple of pictures of his whole class skiing down a Swiss mountain buck naked. After that, I really wanted to go to Switzerland!

[undeterred]

52. undergraduate apartments

I got up to get a glass of water without turning the light on and as I walked through the dining room to the kitchen there were my naked undergraduate neighbors having sex with the lights on and no curtains in the windows late at night. Their apartment was about 14 feet from my window so it was hard not to notice them.

[Left Is Write]

53. I don't know that I've ever seen a naked person in an unusual place.

[Redneck Socialist]

59. Hiking

I was quite a ways from anywhere and headed down a side trail to check out a lake, rounded a bend in the trail and came upon a couple um, enjoying themselves. I backed away. I don't think they noticed me as they seemed pretty focused you might say.

[BlueIris]

61. On the floor of one of my high school's male bathrooms.

The weird(er) thing about it was that whoever it was (seemed like a younger guy) was just crawling around on the floor in there. When I was walking by, I noticed him in the hallway area leading to that bathroom, kinda went, "What the hell?" and then just kept walking (I was headed to the library, which was far enough away I thought I'd be safe). I didn't know how to tell anybody, so I didn't.

The other weird thing about it was that as far as I know, nobody ever found out about the incident. I thought for sure I'd see security or actual cops taking some kind out of the school in blankets or something later that afternoon. At least, I thought I'd hear our teachers or other students gossiping about the bizarre occurrence. Nothing. Very odd.

[SeattleGirl]

62. At the old Kingdome (where the Seattle Mariners played).

Last game ever in the stadium. Some guy decided to streak the field, and he shucked his clothes right next to where I was sitting (on the aisle). It was pretty festive that day, and even the cops were cracking up as they tried to catch the guy on the field.

Still cracks me up. :rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

63. The middle of a hospital hallway

Patient gowns aren't designed for modesty, but this guy was absolutely starkers. He'd wandered off the neuro floor, and wound up on my gynecology wing. He caused quite a commotion opening all the doors trying to find his room. I wrapped him in a bathrobe and started calling around to see who'd misplaced a patient.

[LaraMN]

71. In the bathroom of my dorm.

Which wouldn't have been odd, except it was a guy, and I lived on the girl's floor. He was partially wrapped in a shower curtain and passed out in one of our bathtubs.

[Chan790]

76. School.

Nudity seems commonplace after having been backstage for HS and college theater. You don't exactly have time to go too far for costume changes.

[hvn_nbr_2]

77. Walking down a city sidewalk in mid-afternoon

But it was the infamous "Naked Guy" in Berkeley, so I'm not sure if it counts.

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[sniffa]

79. Mass. Ave, across from the Hynes train stop

Pantsless man was doing his biz.

[Karl_Bonner_1982]

82. A guy lying on a front lawn with his pants halfway off. NT

He looked injured at first glance, so I went over. He seemed more like he was just mentally troubled or something. I would have called for help if I weren't in the middle of a run - but I'm sure someone found him pretty soon after.

[UndertheOcean]

83. topless is not naked.

[fed_up_mother]

84. Right outside my window

Need I add that he scared the crap out of me?

He did run off, though.

[EFerrari]

85. The Naked Guy was at Beach Impeach last year.

But, he fit right in. :)

[greblc]

86. Saw a naked couple hanging out a second story window after a heavy snow storm.

They seemed to be doing some type of workout.

[quiet.american]

87. A naked guy once ran out of some sidewalk bushes, touched my behind, and ran away. nt

[quiet.american]

88. Dupe. nt

[quiet.american]

89. Dupe. nt

[triguy46]

90. Outside the Lamb and Flag pub in London....

not only naked but "riding" a broom as a horse.

That said, after 34 years in health care, I've seen so much nakedness...the human form at its weakest moment. Sad, poignant, more real than TV doctor shows will ever be able to pretend.