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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:07 PM
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Hear About the "Nancy Kerrigan Special" At KFC?
You get two small breasts and a bruised thigh.

:-)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:11 PM
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1. I always get the "Ollie North Sandwich" at the deli next door
piled high with shredded lettuce, and baloney, on a roll...
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:12 PM
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2. What about Tonya?
Did you know that Tonya Harding has a new restaurant?
Club Nancy



Did you hear that Tonya Harding just got a new endorsement?
Lucky Strikes


What is the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt & Nancy Kerrigan?
Nancy's leg still gets stiff every now & then.
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Armand Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:15 PM
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3. ROTFL!
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Hoosier Democrat Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:22 PM
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4. I'll have the "NeoCon" special at kFC....
It's two right wings and no backbone!
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:29 PM
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5. Like this?
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judge_smales Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:48 PM
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6. MMmmmmm


Small breasts! Yummy!!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:54 PM
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7. Rimshot.
Ba-dump-bump.
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