Just a warning - I'm off in la la land today

[Taverner]

I just had a vasectomy, which involved to 10mg valiums before, and then 1 5mb Vicodin after.

Now I'm drinking just one beer, since I can still feel that needle in my scrotum (ow!)

So if I do something beyond my usual craziness...ignore me :)

[Symarip]

1. Is that the procedure

That makes you more managable and less likely to run out the screen door if your owner leaves it open?

[Taverner]

3. Pretty much, yeah

Although I still end up humping the furniture

[Blue Diadem]

6. *snort*

:rofl:

[malta blue]

2. (((healing vibes))))

and here's to PUI :toast:

[MrCoffee]

4. I posted this warning in your other V-job thread...

DO NOT SKIP THE POST-VAS SPERM CHECK!

Grab that plastic cup and do yer bizniss.

[Blue Diadem]

7. I second that warning

I know two people who had children due to avoiding the re-check.

edited to add:

Tavener, I hope you feel better soon.

[medicswife]

15. Tell ya what...as the person who carried hubby and I's four babies to term

or near term, I haven't ever quite felt the joy I did the day I saw on the Laboratory Report......NO SPERM SEEN.

:party:

[Taverner]

8. Oh definitely

And, of course, id did the pre-vas sperm check as well

Well it wasn't as much of a check as it was a release - none of that for a week!

[Taverner]

9. And I mean, come on, its an orgasm

What could possibly be bad about that?

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. You do realize that people may start posting pics of optical illusions

after learning that you're on beer and two painkillers... Hope it heals well.

[KitchenWitch]

10. You mean you are visiting El Lay?

Just kidding.

Rest well, and no strenuous activity for a few days.

[Taverner]

11. Does that include lifting weights and cardio?

[KitchenWitch]

13. If it hurts, don't do it!

:hi:

[crim son]

12. Heh. They gave you post-op pain meds?

When my STBE had the procedure he had one 10mg Valium beforehand and was high as a kite through the whole procedure... didn't flinch when they injected him with the local. WOW! Afterward he made me drive him to Denny's to have a huge breakfast. He is the strangest man.

I do hope your recovery is quick and relatively painless. :hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. that must be

why you are spelling like a freeper in your post.... Brain dead people can't spell.

We always ignore you...

(I kid, I kid!)