The Pizza of the Christ

[Loonman]

[underpants]

1. I had heard that he deilvered

:bounce:

[Loonman]

3. 30 minutes

All you had to have was some water, and he would change it into soda pop.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

5. yes he will deliver you from evil in 30 minutes or less.

nt.

[Fenris]

8. "And the LORD said..."

"'It is not delivery; It is DiGiorno.'"

[Intelsucks]

14. You guys are killing me here. Stop, I can't breathe!

:D

[Elidor]

2. LMAO!!!

"One of you will betray me for a slice..."

[Intelsucks]

11. Funniest one I've seen all day!

:D

[Blue-Jay]

4. How much of a tip does the Christ expect?

10%?

[XNASA]

6. "Make me one with everything."

Ooops....wrong religion. Sorry.

[Fenris]

9. "And the LORD said unto Moses..."

"'Bring me two slices of every topping.'"

[VelmaD]

16. *snort*

Now that's comedy. :-)

[waterman]

20. That was freaking funny!

[Fenris]

7. "And the LORD said..."

"'Take this new Pizza Hut Stuffed-Crust Supreme pizza and eat it; it is my body.'
Then the LORD said unto His disciples, 'Drink this Pepsi Twist; it is my blood.'
And the disciples did make much merry that evening."

-- The Gospel According to St. Pepsicola

[XNASA]

15. Jesus Crust

Enough with the bad puns already.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. If you don't order enough

he will multiple the pies right there for you.

[Loonman]

13. Wish I could do that when I delivered pizza

Customers would always ask if I had extra pizzas.

[Champion Jack]

12. And on the second day...

http://www.atomicmule.com/legume/[e-mail]

[XNASA]

17. Image of the 'One True Pizza'

[DinahMoeHum]

18. "Blessed are the Cheesemakers". . .

with a tip o' the hat to Monty Python (Life of Brian)

:toast:

[NC_Nurse]

19. What a great movie!

I think I'll rent that, never mind the Passion....