Who would Zombie Stalin try to kill first?

[Boojatta]

[Redstone]

1. Not funny.

Redstone

[Boojatta]

13. I got a laugh out of it!

[Danger Mouse]

2. I don't get it.

[LostInAnomie]

3. Lenin

Then he would use Lenin as a symbol to further his own zombie/communist plans.

[east texas lib]

4. He would kill them all...

And let dogma sort them out!;-)

[Doc_Technical]

5. Cry, "Havoc!", and let slip the dogmas of war.

n/t

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

6. Other.

That guy who used to play Charlie Chaplin in the old IBM PC commercials from the 80s.

[leeroysphitz]

7. Godzilla, of course. Who else could hope to thwart his evil schemes? n/t

[NoPasaran]

8. Zombie Kirov

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Kulaks, duh. Followed by Trotskyites.

He's too concerned about his own zombie power to go after the brains of the bourgeoisie.

[Critters2]

10. Zombie Bukharin, of course. Then he'd publicly hold him responsible for the failure of

Zombie collectivization.

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. Zombie Hitler

Can't have one without the other.

[Boojatta]

12. Kick