I'm too nice a guy. We ordered pizza tonight . They used bacon bits.

[leeroysphitz]

For realz and not even the good kind but the ones that don't need refrigeration because they come all dried and crumbly. Worst pizza I ever had. Foul.

I'll never go there again but I am too nice because I should have called and chewed somebody out until I got my 6 bucks back.

[harmonicon]

1. I don't get it

What did you order on your pizza? I think if you ordered bacon on your pizza, you got what you deserved. Bacon is not on the list of acceptable pizza toppings, nor are bacon bits, for that matter.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Bacon IS acceptable...

Where are YOU from? Of course they are an awesome compliment to any pizza.
Duckie

[Left Is Write]

3. Bacon absolutely IS an "acceptable" pizza topping -

and if a person orders BACON, he should get BACON, not some faux-bacon, bacon-bits crap pretending to be bacon.

[leeroysphitz]

5. I'm sayin!

[leeroysphitz]

4. Blame the victim huh?

How would you feel if you ordered your goats cheese pizza with sun dried tomatoes and avocado and all you got was mozzarella diced Del Monte tomatoes and guacamole? :P

[harmonicon]

6. avocado is also not an acceptable pizza topping, so it's a moot point

[leeroysphitz]

7. I see. So anyways, what part of Sicily are you from?