I was out until one in the morning last night

[otherlander]

having a very interesting four-hour conversation with a young man from Egypt. I met him in a coffeehouse, and he seemed to think that the world was controlled by freemasons who had interbred with reptilian aliens.

Ask me anything.
:rofl:

[Solon]

1. Are you saying you don't believe him?!?!?!!!!111!!!!!??????

:P

[otherlander]

2. He kind of lost me at,

"They want to wipe out 80% of the people on Earth so that the only ones left will be the master race!"

So the freemasonic reptillian illuminati are trying to kill off the genetically inferior so that there'll only be a chosen few left...
They're also apparently responsible for how unsustainable our civilization is. To which I responded, "The course of unsustainable development stems directly from the Neolithic revolution, during which we started producing more food, thus leading to there being more people."
To which he responded, "The illuminati were around back then, too. They CAUSED the Neolithic revolution."
So... apparently their big goal is to DECREASE the population, but they were also behind the one event in human history that lead to the greatest INCREASE in population.
:crazy:

[harmonicon]

3. yeah, that's pretty standard

Last summer, I met a guy in a bar in Prague who told me all about how the world is controlled by a zionist conspiracy.

The hitch: He was a zionist who espoused, at length, about the genetic superiority of the jewish race.

He liked me a lot, bought me multiple drinks, and liked the shake my hand, holding it for a little too long when he did so.

The freaks come out of the woodwork for me - why? I don't know.

[otherlander]

4. Um... wow.

So... he thought that he was part of the Zionist conspiracy? And he was proud of it? He thought that he controlled the world?

That's a mindfuck. 0_<

[harmonicon]

7. yep, that was the long and short of it

He was talking about the international zionist conspiracy, and flashed a star of david/Israeli flag card he had in his wallet. He liked to give me statistics about all of the great and powerful Jews throughout history. I really messed up when I told him that I was Lithuanian, because, in his mind, that made us like siblings. He told me that I had good genes. Creepy dude. The most amazing line came at the end of the night, when he said, "Can I buy you a drink? You can say 'yes', or 'yes'."

[DarkTirade]

5. A believer of David Icke's stuff?

Makes for some entertaining reading. Never heard of anyone who actually believed in it though. :P

[otherlander]

6. Holy shit

I just looked him up on wikipedia... Damn, that's some crazy shit. Maybe it's true that if you go far enough left you wind up back on the far right... :scared:

[bluesbassman]

8. Well, here's photpgraphic proof...