My New Neighbors Need To Be Taught a SERIOUS Lesson

[Jamastiene]

Jama's on the RAMPAGE!

Which band should I break out to teach them not to play fucking rap music at 11:00 pm right outside my fucking bedroom window?

:evilgrin:

Urgh! It's a rural rap/punk/metal Music War again!!!!! GOD HELP US ALL!!!!


Plug the headphone jack into the Marshall 4x12 and blast their asses with...

[flvegan]

1. I always turn to Ministry when it's time to teach a lesson.

Social Distortion is good, but you can still dance to it. You know, "Ball and Chain" and "Bad Luck" etc. Hit them with "Just One Fix" and that'll learn them.

[Jamastiene]

4. Ahhhh, that's a good one.

I also could break out some of the old Beastie Boys guitar based music. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

9. Beastie Boys?

Jamastiene, I love you.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

18. I wuv you too!

Beastie Boys ROOL!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[flvegan]

30. Stop, before

I mail you a marriage proposal.

[moriah]

2. usually Country will teach a rapper a lesson, but....

... it has the distinct disadvantage of being a weapon that affects both sides of the conflict with equal misery.

[Jamastiene]

5. Mmm....

I'm still developing ear plugs resistant to country music. That would be a great idea, if I had the antidote.

[Darwins Doberman]

3. Neil Diamond

it will expose them to good music

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. No Joan Jett?

:shrug:









I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL...



:headbang:

[Jamastiene]

7. OMG, I could play it back to back with Fetish

and make EVERY LIGHT in the neighborhood come on. They could all learn the NO RAP MUSIC lesson at once. }(

[Jamastiene]

8. Consider it done.

There are only 2 lights on though. Hmm.... :think: :evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wpyilPsi6Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBuVRY_j-Qs

[Jamastiene]

14. Did ya know a computer can be amplified through a Marshall 4x12.

:evilgrin:

Joan Jett does Judy Is A Punk (kickass Ramones song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2rxL5auKko

[Jamastiene]

16. Mama Weer All Crazee Now

There are four lights on now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RTipAZuMRI

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

10. German techno, it's kiilling me at my house. Zombie Nation, it'll will run them off.

[FloridaJudy]

44. Absolutely

No one does really loud techno like the Germans. Throw in a little Rammstein, and you'll have them howling for mercy.

[LeftyMom]

11. Are you going to stay home, or no?

Because if you don't have to listen to it yourself you can be a lot more creative (when I was a teenager we got our tweaker neighbor and her hangers-on to leave by playing twangy old country and western really loud whenever they'd finally fall asleep) but if you're going to be there you should just play something you like.

BTW, if you didn't get the last Ministry album, "The Dick Song" is officially the best thing ever. LMK if you want me to email it to you.

[Jamastiene]

13. Yes, I'll be home to glare at them all and let them know who

the queen of noise in this neighborhood is. :evilgrin:

Thank you for the Ministry tip. I'd love to hear it. :D

[LeftyMom]

15. It's on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqDtEZtI34

[DarkTirade]

12. Other. Heavy opera. Maybe Wagner.

[Jamastiene]

17. STREAKER!!!!

:woohoo:

I'm seriously considering it. That'll teach 'em.

Is it obvious I'm fitshaced to y'all? :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

20. Did you play the one I linked yet?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

22. I did

and I think I may have nightmares.

:scared:

[Jamastiene]

24. Muahahahaa!

It's ok. :hug: It's the truth about Dick Cheney. Just remember 122 more days to go, only 122 more days to go. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

23. Oh. My. GAWD. I LOOOOVED IT!!!!

:evilgrin:

Every light is on and the rap has stopped now. Either that or I am deaf now. I cranked it LOUD. I read the lyrics too. That KICKS ASS! Thank you. :hug: :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

25. You're welcome.

I knew you'd like that. :)

[realisticphish]

19. first of all, it IS saturday

not everyone goes to bed at 11.

But, that aside, the louder the music YOU play, the louder THEY play. THe whole neighborhood will be deaf :D

[Jamastiene]

26. I didn't say anything about going to bed.

I just want the rap to freaking stop. It's those kind of speakers that vibrate your windows. I hate those kind of speakers.

I am hearing in pulses now. I'm basically happy. The entire neighborhood is alight, but the window breaking speakers have stopped now, thankfully.

[realisticphish]

27. ah

yeah, i live on a busy college street, lots of house parties. I use headphones a lot :D

I'm feeling old already, and i'm only 22

[Jamastiene]

28. Hehe.

I'm 38. I really am old now. Tonight has been the most fun I've had in ages though. A good music challenge with new people in the neighborhood is always fun after I get warmed up. Tomorrow, when the come offer a truce, I'll be screaming, "You kids get off my damn lawn. I'll take your baseballs." :evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

31. walk out there screaming gibberish

waving a butcher knife. They'll stop bothering you :D

[npk]

21. MEGADEATH

Pumped through an alias 109 sub. It will cause cracks in their foundation. Seriously.

[Jamastiene]

29. For real?

Where would I get one of those? I'm old. These things elude me. :P

[npk]

37. I could loan you mine for a night

Or you can simply go down to your local electronics store and ask the salesman for the "biggest, most gigantic woofer they have in the store." Then after you have royally pissed off the neighbors simply return it. Unless you want to keep it.

[MilesColtrane]

32. Bela Bartok's String Quartets

He wrote six. Take your pick, or put them all on a loop.

They're really quite beautiful, but extreme dissonance and odd time signatures aren't for everybody.

Here's the first two movements of #4 (for a little taste)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZ5cOhSQA0

[marzipanni]

35. Opera and classical music have been used to deter loiterers...

<snip>
Using classical or opera music to prevent loitering isn't new. It's been played in tube stations in London, abandoned buildings in West Palm Beach, Florida and in 7-11 convenience stores across North America.
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2006/04/06/block_e_opera/

~and~

"When we see someone sitting in the front or back, we turn it up," he said, a grin forming on his face. "They go away."
http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/577714.html

[Wapsie B]

33. Pantera!!!

:yourock:

[Ewellian]

34. Debby Boone....

Well, maybe that's too harsh. After all you have to live next door to them.

[bbernardini]

36. Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." That, or anything by Negativland. nt

[Alexander]

38. The solution to all of life's problems is to play MEGADETH at HIGH VOLUME.

[OmahaBlueDog]

39. I'd just drink a cup of cocoa

Open up the white pages

Find the entry for police - non emergency

Dial the phone

Tell the dispatcher you're so sorry to bother her, but this rap music is killing your sleep, you have to be at church choir at 7 in the morning, and it's probably nothing, but you could swear you smelled reefer. Could they please just come by and check it out?

[PBS Poll-435]

40. The Spice Girls at FULL blast

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends...
Make it last forever friendship never ends.....


They will move out before Friday.

[mcctatas]

41. GWAR...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScA7vDC2u10&feature=related

[PittPoliSci]

42. KLAUS NOMI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

I voted for the Dead Kennedys though, because they're sick.

[d_b]

43. DK--Let's lynch the landlord

[Ava]

45. Creed

just to be cruel :rofl: :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

46. I had no idea you have such an evil streak.

[Ava]

49. sugar coated venom

that's what us southern gals have :rofl:

[lildreamer316]

47. PAT BOONE singing PANAMA.

I dare you.

[ghostsofgiants]

48. Converge is the only logical answer here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utT0lLC6d5Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxHwJK92jU

[Iggo]

50. Rusty Guitar.

Yer never so rusty that you can't turn it up to 8 and play big ominous power chords 'til the sun comes up.

[Orsino]

51. Kenny Rogers or Slim Whitman ought to do it.

You'll want to remain at least 500 feet from the property during the treatment, however.

[msanthrope]

52. Feliz Navidad--Trini Lopez singing it.....It's a godamn war crime...n/t

[PassingFair]

53. Al Martino.

Trust me on this.