Some of you may have noticed that I received two DUzy's this week.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I would like to thank the academy.

My brilliance is finally being recognized.

This is a turning point for me...my humor has refined itself to the DUzy level.

I would like to talk about what got me to this point. I was born in 1958 to the son of hardworking parents. My childhood did not remain innocent for long, because....because....oh shit, please excuse me, my phone is ringing.

[PeaceNikki]

1. Congrats

:toast:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thanks!

:toast:

[vard28]

3. I just saw that

Congrats to you! :party:

It's posts like yours that keep me coming back daily. Okay, hourly. Okay, every 3 1/2 minutes. Can't figure out how the hell I ever get anything done actually. Oh yeah, back to you. Way to go! :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Thank you....very nice of you to say!

:hi:

[Ikonoklast]

4. (cough, cough) pityduzy (cough,cough)

One of them there 'lifelong achievement' DUzy's, I'm sure.

















I got shut out this week.

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I think it is only the 4th or 5th one I've received...

after all the crap I have posted in here. :grr: :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

5. I saw that!! Congrats!!

:hi: :hug:


lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Thanks lost....

:hug: :hi:

[friedgreentomatoes]

9. wat's a DUzy? n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. When you make a post that is voted on as being funny...

Democratic Underground sends you a check for $500. This is known as a DUzy...and the money is awarded weekly.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[dgibby]

11. I got my first DUzy this week.

Dahling, we should do lunch. Why don't you have your people call my people to work out the details? Ciao!:headbang:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Congrats!!

I'll buy lunch.

The checks probably have been mailed out by now!!

[dgibby]

15. Thanks!

Congrats to you,too!:toast:

[lizziegrace]

12. Hehe...

:P

Congratulations!

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. LOL. Thanks!

:)

[S n o w b a l l]

16. Congratulations philboy!

I can't think of anyone more deserving. :toast:

:hug: :loveya:

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Thank you Engi!

:toast: :hug: :loveya:

Also, you have a fantastic sig pic!

[redwitch]

17. Um, Carrot Top called.

He's says you are about as funny as a naked mole rat.

















:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Don't get me started...

:rofl: :hi:

[XemaSab]

18. I got one too

:banghead:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. I know you did!

Congrats! :toast:

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Congrats!!!!!!!!

I knew you had it in ya!!!!!!!1

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. Thanks jason, but...

No sex threads. :P

:toast:

[Pierre.Suave]

24. Ok, now I am confused...

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. You said...

"I knew you had it in you".

Get it?

Hehe...get it?

[Pierre.Suave]

26. NO, I don't...

I really don't

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I knew you had it IN YOU.

ah jeez jason...it has lost it's effect now. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[billyoc]

28. No, I missed that. I give the DUzy thread the "washington read".

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

29. I get them all the time, but only when I'm not really trying to be funny.

:shrug:
Which goes to show that I am incapable of being funny on purpose, but am quite good at being funny accidentally.