Name a celebrity you would NOT want in your house. I'll start: Howard Stern

[PassingFair]

I would NOT open the door.



Y-U-C-K.

[PBS Poll-435]

1. Sarah Palin

I don't eat moose.

[terrya]

2. Larry King

Ugh. :-(

[PassingFair]

6. I'd be afraid that he WOULDN'T leave!

Can you imagine, not being able to get him out of your kitchen?



Yikes!

[XemaSab]

3. Is that dude TRYING to look like the night stalker, or is it just coincidence?

:scared:

[PassingFair]

4. The things he spews are so vile, it really doesn't matter to me WHAT he looks like....

Rameriez is probably more emotionally mature than Stern!

[mvd]

5. Jon Voight

It would be like wasting my time talking to a Freeper.

[PassingFair]

7. Good choice.

I'd leave him out on the curb with Howard and Larry...

they can take the bus home.

[Catch22Dem]

8. Jerry Jones

[PassingFair]

10. Not being into sports, I had to look him up.

Sounds like a grade A jerk.

[MorningGlow]

9. Andy Dick

[PassingFair]

11. But he'd bring such CLASS to your party!

[femmocrat]

12. Ann Coulter.

The sight of her would cause me to be violently ill. Plus I don't have any eye of newt or wolfbane to serve her.

[PassingFair]

14. You wouldn't like a girl's night out with...

Anne and Laura Ingram and Michelle Malkin?

Doesn't that sound like FUN to you?

[femmocrat]

26. . . .

Bad things really do come in threes.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Catch22Dem]

13. Gretchen Wilson

[PassingFair]

15. She is unappealing, but would you really ban her from your home?

Anything she has said or done in particular?

[Catch22Dem]

17. Politically Uncorrect (she gave us THIS steaming turd)

Artist: Wilson Gretchen
Song: Politically Uncorrect
Album: All Jacked Up

I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog God bless his soul
And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift
And the single mom raisin' her kids
I'm for the preachers who stay on their knees
And I'm for the sinner who finally believes
And I'm for the farmer with dirt on his hands
And the soldiers who fight for this land

Chorus:

And I'm for the Bible and I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man, me and ol' hag
I'm just one of many
Who can't get no respect
Politically uncorrect

(Merle Haggard)
I guess my opinion is all out of style
(Gretchen Wilson)
Aw, but don't get me started cause I can get riled
And I'll make a fight for the forefathers plan
(Merle Haggard)
And the world already knows where I stand

Repeat Chorus

(Merle Haggard)
Nothing wrong with the Bible, nothing wrong with the flag
(Gretchen Wilson)
Nothing wrong with the working man me & ol' hag
We're just some of many who can't get no respect
(Merle Haggard)
None
(Gretchen Wilson)
Politically uncorrect
(Merle Haggard)
Politically uncorrect

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. Rush Dumbo Limbo

unless I can smack him repeatedly about his face and neck.

[CatWoman]

18. Carrot Top!!!

:grr:

[wain]

19. Imus

he used to be good, he used to be very funny. No more. He exhibits too much weakness and groveling.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

20. Mel Gibson

[Sugar Smack]

21. Tom Cruise.

He behaves like a drug-addled test monkey. He seems like iffy "guest material" at best. He'd frighten my cat. :crazy:

[kwassa]

28. Seconded.

[Zuiderelle]

22. Kelsey Grammer

[Cristobolocolombus]

23. I would definitely want Britney and Paris

Together. On my bed.

[realisticphish]

38. hope you like herpes

:shrug:

[Va Lefty]

24. Don King

He'd probably find a way to empty my bank account!

[DeepBlueC]

25. Jesse Ventura

[GoneOffShore]

27. So far - none of these people are "Celebrities" in my estimation.

Though I wouldn't mind meeting Howard.

[Greg K]

29. Michael Jackson

[Danger Mouse]

30. Michael Savage. Blech.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

31. Chuck Norris

[Danger Mouse]

32. You win.

[Sugar Smack]

33. And Ted Nugent. At the dinner table.

:o

[Myrina]

40. Agreed.

:puke:

[TreasonousBastard]

34. Borat

[Sugar Smack]

35. *YOU* win.

:D

[Sugar Smack]

36. Dupe

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Whoa_Nelly]

37. Gary Busey

He seems too incredibly weird and obnoxious

[dawgmom]

39. Toby Keith

[Droopy]

41. Do you know that he endorsed Obama?

He gets a few points in my book for that, but it is hard to forgive the "angry American."

[dawgmom]

42. Oh, you're kidding!!!!

Seriously??? He was so disgustingly gung ho, pro-Bush, pro-war at the beginning of the war. Wow. That is some turnaround.

OK...I take it back. It might be interesting to talk to him and see what made him do such an about-face.

[Droopy]

43. From what I hear he's taken some heat for it in the country music scene

I'm with you. I'd like to see or read an interview with him talking about that choice.

[Teaser]

44. R Kelly

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