Dookus
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:43 PM
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OK, already. *I* killed Jesus |
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now just shut up about it already. It was a long time ago. I'm sorry, but what's done is done.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:45 PM
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there are no freeper lurkers around. Watch your back ;)
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Dookus
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:45 PM
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if I can take out the Son of God, I ain't afraid of the spawn of Satan.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:49 PM
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6. I got your back Dookus, my brother |
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With Big McLargehuge on your side, there is no way in hell they can hurt you.
ROCK ON!!!
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:50 PM
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that beat the crap out of the Buddha? Good work, my friend. You showed him the middle way of your fists.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:51 PM
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10. he started it with that one hand clapping shit |
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I had to do it... It was like beating up a mime.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:54 PM
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12. The sound of one hand clapping is a slap in the face! |
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:56 PM
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15. it looked sort of like this... just imaging the people in the foreground |
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:57 PM
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16. So I walks up to Jesus and I says... |
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"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
and he said "Huh?"
and I said "slap!" and I slapped him and said "I'm Longines bitch!"
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:45 PM
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That's pronouced "Hey Soos". He is this hot latin feller I met when I lived in SF.
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Thu Feb-26-04 11:20 PM
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Fri Feb-27-04 08:11 AM
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39. Shouldn't you have said |
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:45 PM
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3. I stabbed him to make sure he was dead... |
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So were you Pilate? Or the guy who.. *ahem* put him up?
:evilgrin:
Note: Yes, I am going to hell. Thanks. :P
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:47 PM
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How many times do I gotta tell you, there is no hell? If there were, how do you explain that you are not in it right now? Hmm?
Tucker
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:50 PM
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It was just to make the fundies go away. Now they will want to save my soul because I don't believe in hell...
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:49 PM
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7. No, it was me--and my gang... |
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:53 PM
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Fed him tainted fish. Wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't multiplied it into a hundred tainted fish. My bad.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:54 PM
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13. I knew it was you. I told everyone, but they wouldn't listen. |
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Sherrif John Brown is comin' for ya.
I shot the Jesus But I swear it was in self-defense I shot the Jesus And they say it is a capitol offense
Reflexes got the betta of me I gone an' shot the de-ity Ev'ry day the bucket goes to the well And I don't...I don't know what that means
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:56 PM
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14. Good for you. How many experience points do you get? |
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He is at least a demi-god.
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Thu Feb-26-04 05:59 PM
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The whole Roman army got like 3 levels each out of it.
We also lost a bunch because the DM thought we were supposed to "learn something".
What a dumbass.. we come to kill not have some big moral drama. Sheesh. He is DMing for the wrong group.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:00 PM
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18. That's what you think |
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I did the deed, propped him up, added a little rouge to his cheeks to make him look lively, and then hid behind a column until you came along and thought you killed him.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:03 PM
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but three days later, he was up and around.
That's when I killed him. Killed him real good, I did.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:10 PM
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20. Whatta bunch of old people on this thread! |
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Either that, or are you all immortals? If so, I'm coming for you with a really, really big sword! ;-)
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:11 PM
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21. bring it on, whippersnapper |
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Thu Feb-26-04 11:23 PM
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33. Not that size matters or anything. |
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Fri Feb-27-04 07:00 AM
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38. By crackey, I've a mind to put in my teeth, get up outta this rocker... |
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Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 07:01 AM by rezmutt
an' come over there an' bite ya, sonny.
But my rheumatizz is actin' up. Consider yourself spared!
:toast: :toast: :toast:
on edit: dad-gummed typos!
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:12 PM
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22. I'm not Anti-Dooketic or anything, but |
cally
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:15 PM
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I understand that many don't believe as I do but this is extremely offensive. I don't ask you to support my beliefs but I do ask for some respect for mine.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:24 PM
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as a Jew kid growing up in a non-Jew neighborhood, I was accused of this many times. Since Jesus was not a topic in my household, I had no idea who I murdered. My kid brain was confused. But I took the blame anyway.
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Thu Feb-26-04 08:43 PM
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29. I grew up confused also |
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I had Jewish friends and tried to understand how they had killed Jesus. My kid brain was also confused. I've grown in my faith and my understanding. I hate what Gibson portrays (from what I read..I'm not seeing it) but it is also prevalent in some Christian beliefs.
I'm sorry you were accused of killing Jesus. I don't know what to say since it is so wrong. I saw it happen in my own life. It's wrong.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:19 PM
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24. I know that Gibson's Passion is inflammatory |
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I'm not happy about it and very scared that violence will result from his interpretation of the Bible. Let's discuss our beliefs but not ridicule others' faiths.
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Dookus
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:26 PM
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I'm in no way ridiculing your beliefs. I apologize if I gave that impression. I'm ridiculing the fuss over this stupid movie.
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Thu Feb-26-04 08:44 PM
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this movie is ridiculous.
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Thu Feb-26-04 06:27 PM
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27. Why not? What if we ridiculed everyone's faiths equally? |
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Personally, I think religion in general is pretty ridiculous...but at the same time, I know some really good "atheist jokes".
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Thu Feb-26-04 07:08 PM
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I just spoke with Jesus.
He forgives you.
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Dookus
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Thu Feb-26-04 11:17 PM
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31. that's why I killed him |
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that whole forgiving thing just gets on my nerves
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Thu Feb-26-04 11:25 PM
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34. Naw, man. Went to Vegas with him last week. |
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Thu Feb-26-04 11:26 PM
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35. Nice guy, I got sick in the bathroom and he helped clean it up... |
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Fri Feb-27-04 01:11 AM
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Edited on Fri Feb-27-04 01:16 AM by flaminbats
I thought that was the anti-christ we nailed!
"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that Antichrist shall come, even now are there many Antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time. They went out from us, but they were not afraid of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us. Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is Antichrist, that denieth the Father and Son. Whoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him. Little children, let no man deceive you; he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous. In this the children of God are manifest, and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God, neither he that loveth not his brother."
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Fri Feb-27-04 06:57 AM
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37. No. No. No. Will Pitt did it! Remember? We are all Will Pitt... |
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So, therefore, WP did the sorry deed. Apologies, Will, but it would have gotten out sooner or later.
But you're one hell of a writer! :toast:
(And if that ain't worth 30 pieces of silver, my name ain't..*insert choking sounds here*)
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