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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 05:53 PM
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How does this sound?
If you're straight, and disapprove of same-sex marriage; marry someone of the opposite sex. If you're gay and disapprove of same-sex marriage; get therapy.

I want a good line to hand the fundy relatives...
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 05:59 PM
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1. All they would hear is:
blah blah blah SEX blah blah blah SEX blah..... :)

I accidentally opened the subject of hermaphrodites with my fundy MIL and missionary SIL. Sex is NOT a subject they handle well. :silly:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 06:10 PM
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2. What was their response?
Or don't they believe people can actually be born that way?
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 06:24 PM
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4. lol. You guessed it.
MIL tried to tell me it was a choice. SIL said she didn't believe it because god didn't make mistakes. Had to get biological with them. All in all it was not a shining example of the mental cogs moving smoothing. :shakes head:
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 06:19 PM
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3. I like what my MIL2be said...
The only way to completely stop homosexuality is for *everyone* to be homosexual for one generation. After all, every homosexual was born of heterosexual sex...

The Fiance Figure's mom is a smart lady!
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 07:04 PM
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5. One Little Detail
How does this sound:

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

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