How often do you clean your mouse balls?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

I clean mine about once every couple of months. I was over at my in-laws over Xmas and I don't think they knew how to clean them. You could barely move the mouse pointer at all.

[madmax]

1. Oh hell

let him clean his own balls. I've got enough to do around here :evilgrin:

[BlueEyedSon]

2. See the "vasectomy" thread......

[Dookus]

3. Only if he's been out in the mud

[BlackVelvetElvis]

4. I use a Wacom stylus

You use it like a pen and click by tapping the pen on a pad.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

5. This is amazing...

I must be behind the times, I didn't realize so many people didn't have balls for their mice.

[mlawson]

6. Only if he has been defanged. n/t

[Webster Green]

7. Good God, Man!.....Get a wireless optical....

Nice mice!

[KamaAina]

8. Are you really Rick Santorum? (sarcasm)

trying to change the subject to "man on mouse"... :-)

[arwalden]

9. When They Start To Itch... Just Before They Get Inflamed

and when the little fellow starts to scratch them.

-- Allen

[sangha]

10. Hey, that's not nice!

I may not be well endowed when it comes to my testicles, but there's no need to insult me.


L-)

[hyphenate]

11. Mine's a little too skittish

For me to try and clean his balls. He might bite me while I'm trying it.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. I clean the mouse balls the same day I clean the hamster, gerbil and

guinea pig balls.

Rodent day is Tuesday.

I hate Fridays. Jungle Cat day.

[Bridget Burke]

13. My mouse has no balls. My mouse needs no balls.

*

[proud patriot]

14. I don't have mouse balls

I use a tracker ball :evilgrin:

[VOX]

15. I've got a ball-less mouse. Maybe the weird red glow melted them?

Once you go optical, you never go back!

[MAlibdem]

16. Oh Shoot

Everyone already made the "the mouse has balls, like testicles, get it, hahahaha" joke already. Damn.

[Robb]

17. I'm kind of taken aback, and a little freaked out by this.

How did you know I call them "Mickey" and "Minnie"?

[MurikanDemocrat]

18. How do you hold their little feet apart?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. No balls here!

Only lasers.

hehehe.

[renegade000]

20. optical baby!

w00t!

[sistersofmercy]

21. Voted "dingbat" because I immediately started laughing when

reading the thread title.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

22. Kickin' it for the night crowd... n/t