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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 12:40 AM
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When was the last time you gave someone the birdie?
Some details please! To whom and for what, and thier response!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 12:42 AM
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1. Never
:)
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 12:49 AM
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2. Right now. Hey, SoCalDem, this is for you!
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 10:13 AM
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8. Off-topic...
OOOOO! Another cute bunny avatar!
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Dissenting_Prole Donating Member (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 01:01 AM
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3. last week
I was videotaping a pipeline outside a refinery in Ontario for a documentary about oil depletion when a security guard came by and started asking what company I was from. I told him I was independent and again he asked who I work for. I said independent means I work for myself. As I drove away I flipped 'im.

Another security guard in a truck caught up with us down the road and followed us around the plant for 2 miles.

I have more respect for crack whores than security guards. Next time one asks who I work for, I'll say AlQuedaCorp.
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 01:04 AM
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4. TODAY!!!!LOL!
Some jackass sped up to try to prevent me from making a very difficult (short ramp) merge. I got in front of him anyway, and then he ended up turning right at the same corner as me. Then, shortly after that turn, I had to turn right into a parking lot, and he was totally riding my ass. He swerved arond me as I turned, and I flipped him off. He just stomped on the gas pedal of his obnoxious Lincoln SUV and roared past me.
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 01:17 AM
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5. This afternoon
Some lady in an adjacent office came by and accused me of smoking in a smoke free building. I smoke a pipe but know better than to smoke inside the building. She kept insisting that I was even though I told her that I hadn't. She walked off in a huff and received a one-finger-salute from me as she departed.

I swear some people just have nothing better to do.
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 03:27 AM
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6. At bush on TV.
No response to me outta the Tv,but ,hey! *I* felt better.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 04:33 AM
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7. I gave the birdie to the statue of Bush's father at the Houston airport
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 10:15 AM
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9. Well done...
Any chance you might moon the sucker? No jury on earth would convict you!

:yourock:

Oh, wait a sec... that's in Texas... bummer.

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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-04 10:21 AM
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10. I flipped off my Grandma..
when she asked me to replace the tennis balls on her walker.
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