What should a guy wear in goth porn?

[taterguy]

Just checking to see if all the mods were gone

Pardon the interruption

[OakCliffDem]

1. It depends

He should try and match the pitcher he is pourin' from
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A blue Ascot would be nice with a red pitcher.

Or basic white is nice

Oh wait, you said Porn

my bad

[MrsBrady]

2. hey there dallas county, hello from tarrant county

:hi:

[taterguy]

3. What's a nice girl like you doing in a goth porn thread?

[MrsBrady]

4. lol -

don't judge me just because I married a man named Brady.

[taterguy]

5. What's a married woman doing in a goth porn thread?

And is your husband going to kick my ass if he finds out

[MrsBrady]

6. wait...i was just admiring that pitcher...

looks like some stuff my grandma used to have..

wait, did you say Gothic Prawns?


http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/thumbnail/180889/2/Still-Life-Of-Prawns-And-A-Lemon-$28pair$29.jpg

[taterguy]

8. The word grandma should never be used in a porn thread

But that's just my opinion and I could be wrong

[MrsBrady]

10. geez, and you don't even react to my prawn pic...

man....i'm moving to another thread.

lol

[taterguy]

12. Please don't go

Those prawn pics are stunning

[billyoc]

22. Oh, I know, I often read goth porn threads to get fine crystal ideas myself.

:eyes:

[OakCliffDem]

7. Howdy there yourself

Are you one of those folks with a well derick in the yard?

[MrsBrady]

9. not quite...but

"they" are drilling for natural gas all over the suburbs over here...and 1/4 mile down at a city park. Yes, on city property.

Damned Barnet Shale BS....*sigh*

I miss living in a Blue county. Damned repukes. *sigh*

[OakCliffDem]

11. Red?, Blue?, Where I live we're poor

[MrsBrady]

13. well, it's not like they are giving us any of their darned money

I'd be in Venice with those Gondoliers for Obama if I had any money to throw around :)

[taterguy]

14. I'll throw money at you if you post more prawn pics

[Chan790]

15. Seriously...

it depends on the the type of goth.

Generally, black or blood red hair.
Lots of bone white foundation with black mascara and eyeliner, eye shadow in a slightly lighter of gray to brown.
Black lipstick, although I've seen blood red work if you're a vampyric goth and the same white foundation base otherwise.

Black toe-and-fingernail polish.

Cruelty-free pleather, vinyl, latex, lace (all in black or rarely hints of white.), or small amounts of silky rayon in bright color to emphasize the paleness of the wearer. Two items I've seen work to great success were a pleather butcher's-style apron and a soiled, torn white wedding dress. The conscientious goth-porn star is always cruelty-free. (Well...kinda. Some sorts of play kinda go with the scene.)

Also, this goes without saying but no make-up on the working parts.

(You have no idea how hard this was to write and keep clean.)

Chan790,
not a goth, just a filthy bastard.

[underpants]

16. Black

[DarkTirade]

17. A black condom.

Duh.

[Orrex]

18. I don't know about that...

Black is slimming, after all. Is that what you want?

[DarkTirade]

20. Two-toned stripes then.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Eye shadow and a smile n/t

[Danger Mouse]

21. Blood.

[LeftyMom]

23. A cape.

A guy is officially ubergoth if he can rock a cape and not look gayer than Liberace. Assuming he's hetero, anyhow...