short list of things I'd rather do than watch a bush speech...add yours

[mopaul]

rather than watch another enraging speech by a fetal-alcohol damaged scion and upper class twit cocaine/jack daniels burnout, i would gladly:

stick my tongue into a drawer and slam it.

watch mel gibson's 'the passion' for 24 hours straight, on meth.

brush my teeth with one of those little wire brushes you clean
bbq grills with, using old dutch cleanser.

slip ann coulter the tongue.

share a sleeping bag with tucker carlson.

eat a braunsweiger sandwich.

wake up in a bed full of quizno's spongmonkeys...(we love tha mo)

marry gary bauer.......((((shudder)))

drink zima.

be laura bush's boyfriend, and get her really pissed off.

fire a disgruntled postal worker.

shove 9 inch nails into my eyeballs.

circumcise mel gibson's father.

hump a hyena.

watch every color episode of andy griffith that features howard
sprague.

smoke anthrax in a bong.

drink muddy water, and sleep in a hollow log.

be dead, and buried in my grave, mean ol' grave.

be Liza Minnelli's husband.

watch saturday night live.

scratch my nails real hard on a chalkboard.

eat carbohydrates.

have a discussion about religion in GD.

eat a bowl of live leeches on 'fear factor'.

pound my skull repeatedly into a concrete wall, re-inforced with
6 inches of steel, while holding a hot wire standing in water
and swallow a glass capsule of cyanide in a room full of
starving wolverines with a 4 inch thick new york prime rib steak
around my neck.

[AndyP]

1. how bout

Watch Bill O'Reilly, and Rush, and Ann coulter for 24 hours straight.

I almost erased it half way through cuz I didn't know what was worse for a second there.

[mopaul]

4. or date Kate O'Beirne

http://www.home.zonnet.nl/kraan90/image/o%20beirne,%20kate5.jpg

[waterman]

2. Gosh, with some of those choices, I think I'd just rather watch

that danged old president fella after all.

[AmandaRuth]

3. hmmmmm

being forced by gunpoint to attend an eagles concert, or maybe organize my husband's 600 album collection by type of music then artist, what was that line from Diner?

[mopaul]

7. johnny come lately...there's a new kid in town...

thanks for putting that disturbing thought of an eagle's concert in my head....hope you're happy now

[cnthal_2004]

5. Things I would rather do than the shrub speek

Have sex with Anne coulter.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. Root canal! n/t

[Kahuna]

8. Andy with Howard Sprague is pretty severe.

:puke:

[terrya]

9. There is NOTHING worse than tonguing Ann Coulter, my friend.

Nothing on Earth is worse than that.

:-)

Terry

[lojasmo]

10. smash my thumb with a hammer

untill little chips of bone come flying from the frayed stump.

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Sponge bathe Rush Limbaugh

Maybe.

Not sure.

Both options are just so hideous.

[Kamika]

12. watch a foreign movie with no subtitles

topic

[GOPisEvil]

13. Eat crushed glass and chase it with isopropyl alcohol.

[waterman]

14. Wow, this is a rough crowd.

[commander bunnypants]

15. Have sex

with OBL and SH over and over and over

I am gonna be sick now

runs for the toilet

DDQM

[DEM FAN]

16. Play With My Self. You Know What I Mean.

;-)

[pagerbear]

17. Listen to Charlotte Church

or Sarah Brightman or any of those other would-be classical PBS singing whores.