Um. Oh. My. Um. Where my barf bag?

[southerngirlwriter]

This is probably old news here, but I'd never seen it before, so maybe some of you haven't either?

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

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[ewagner]

1. NNNnnnnooooooooooo! n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Yes, Ashcroft sings.

His "Amazing Grace" is stirring.

Then again, a tall glass of Milk of Magnesia could also be described as "stirring," so that ain't necessarily a good thing.

[htuttle]

3. You know he wrote that song himself, right?

In fact, he was apparently trying to get his staff to sing it each morning at one point.

The man's a crackpot!

[Faygo Kid]

4. Thanks. I agree. But, next time, post an excerpt, too.

DU Minds want to know. In other words, what the hell are you talking about? (With all due respect, and again, I agree with your post).

[southerngirlwriter]

5. Sure.

How do I post an excerpt of a movie??

Pleae give me detailed instructions about how I can post an excerpt of a film clip on a news web site, and I will be happy to comply.

[htuttle]

6. "Let the eagle soar,"

"Like she's never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
"Only god, no other kings."
This country's far too young to die.
We've still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through. "

[southerngirlwriter]

7. I appreciate your effort,

but that hardly qualifies as an "excerpt." That's not really even a tiny part of the experience of watching that fuckwad who is the most powerful cop in this country, the look on his face, the lack of singing ability, etc.

Know what I mean? :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Now you can understand the last two or so years of Bob Boudelang's

"When Eagles Are Sore" jokes.

Welcome to today, southerngirlwriter!

(Hey - you're not really Faulkner in disguise, are you?)

[southerngirlwriter]

9. Got me.

;-)

Seriously, I hate Faulkner. The only B I got in my degree program was in a Faulkner class.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. My god, it's Nero, Jr.

These people are really frightening.