Poll - Frank Zappa or Guided By Voices?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. There are TWO of us pretending to be RKZ already?

Sheesh.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. That's it!

Tonight, if you come to my party, we'll see who gets Pizza Rolls and who doesn't. Feh.

And don't come begging for rye crisps, cuz we WON'T be giving any to YOU, that's fer damn sure!


(hi.)

[dolo amber]

2. Man, I hate you guys

so very very much...

The lounge has been dead fucking boring for AGES now....but you have to be all witty and entertaining today when I feel like roasted dog's arse on a stick.

Thanks for nuttin', ya tools.

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. You smell like...

...eh, never mind.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I wonder how many people I've managed to seriously piss off today?

There's nothing more satisfying than a good honest day's work.

[bubblesby2002]

5. It's your nature to piss people off

afer all you ARE from Calgary. haha

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Just one of my redneck reactionary compulsions, can't help that

ya granola-muching tree-hugging west-coast communist.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Nothing worse than a kilt-wearing Canuck.

:P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. The kilts make sucking easier.

Shit, I just started a sex thread, Magic Rat'll be here any minute.

[bubblesby2002]

9. And I'm wearing Birkenstock sandals too

But I'm very proud of my communistic ways.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Y'know there are at least five Victorians on this board.

[CanuckAmok]

17. You'll never get pregnant wearing Birks!

Best. Birth control. Ever.

[bubblesby2002]

25. Thank God!!!!

Kid's are great, especially when they go home, cuz they belong to someone else.

[a_random_joel]

13. roasted dog's arse on a stick...

sucks.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Things that don't suck, suck most of all.

[Loonman]

6. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[a_random_joel]

12. Can this thread possibly get longer than the other one?

I doubt it.

[dolo amber]

15. Doubt sucks.

As does No Doubt, for that matter.

[RandomKoolzip]

31. No Doubt, my ass.

They should be called No Talent! (I actaullt heard some dude say this once...)


Hi everybody! Glad to see I can still piss everyone off in my absence.

[CanuckAmok]

16. GBV fans are musical fundies.

They have that same 'dead eyes' thing going on, and they insist that there must be something lacking in your life if you don't believe that GBV were placed on earth by God Himself to save us all.

Then, as if to prove my point, they usually have about five hours worth of GBV MP3s on their iPods, and insist on playing them all through the stereo during an otherwise enjoyable get-together, in hopes that you'll see The Light.

These fanatics almost always seem to have just as high an opinion of Liz Phair.

Do not, I REPEAT, do not, let these people in to your homes; you will never get them out.

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. No they don't.

They do not have a high opinion of Liz Phair -- they love "Exile in Guyville" and the "Girlysound" tape, but they think she sold out with "Whip-Smart" and has sucked ever since.


BRING IT ON, KOOLZIP! :smoke:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. We should rename this thread 'Waiting for Koolzip'

So long as I get to be Vladimir, of course.

[Whitacre D_WI]

20. Yeah, but I'm not that Estragon fucker.

I wanna be Lucky.

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Here I am now. Entertain me.

Shit, now that I'm here, the crickets are chirping....I'm gonna be late to my own funeral.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Actually, I fuggin' hate Liz Phair.

I can sing off-key and I'm horny, too. Can *I* be a star now?

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Kick.

Love the hate, people :loveya:

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

22. GBV suck....really....

what is the appeal here?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. In indie rock there is an inverse relationship between tunes and critical

favour.
OK, now I'm just baiting RKZ.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Jeez, can't a doctrinaire record collecting geek

with a persecution complex get some time to plan his housewarming party around here without having to reply to inane threads challenging his virility? I swear.....

And I'll take that bait and raise you one:

Bjork fans are creepy. HAH!

[bobthedrummer]

24. "Hey, hey, hey all you girls .

from these industrial towns,

I know you're kinda getting tired

of all the local clowns..."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. totally gratuitous kick.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. All right! All right! I'm here, already, sheeeesh!!

You're right, they both suck. Anybody got any CURE bootlegs I can trade for some Stone Roses outtakes?

Somebody put on some techno!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. Dude, If we're gonna insult you, at least have the common decency

to be around to be insulted!
Sheesh, some people.