Can someone help me with spam?

[leftyladyfrommo]

I keep getting these e-mails on my "spam" site - I think they are phone sex things. They always say something like Hi, want to chat? Lori. Sometimes there will be 5 or 6 of them all out there. Is there anyway to get rid of those? They don't thru onto my regular e-mail = just the spam part.

I know nothing about this stuff.

[trueblue2007]

1. I love spam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Systematic Chaos]

2. Nope, there's really no way to stop them.

That's what the Spam Filter is for, though, so at least it is doing its job well for you. :)

[Jamastiene]

3. First,

hold breath and open can of spam.

Slice spam in half inch thick slices. Place in a baking pan. Coat heavily with brown sugar. Apply pineapple slices over the entire mixture. Place a pat of butter in the center of each of the pineapple slices.

Bake at 350 degrees for about 20 to 30 minutes.

While that concoction is in the oven festering, break out a box of macaroni and cheese and cook that as you normally do. Open a can of cranberry sauce.

Also, open a can of candied yams. Place in frying pan and squash into a mashed consistency with some lumps. Add 1/4 stick of butter and 2 tablespoons of brown sugar. Stir occasionally and heat until the butter and the sugar melt.

When it is all ready, place it on the plate, close your eyes and eat. Try not to think about the label on the spam can or the smell when you first opened it. Do NOT open your eyes while eating this dish.

After eating, sit in recliner and lean back. Watch television until the sugar coma mercifully takes you into dreamland until the smell of the spam is gone from your system.

After that, mission accomplished. You have successfully eaten spam and survived with no lingering pain or after effects, except that greasy taste that takes weeks to get out of your mouth.