..... * WARNING * .....You may not want to add two Habaneros

[Dees]

to your shrimp fried rice. There is going to be hell to pay. Geeezzz!
Anybody want 2/3's of a jar of pickled Habs?

[democratreformed]

1. NO WAY!!!!!

I'm a weenie when it comes to hot peppers.

[Fovea]

2. I don't think you can mail them

without filling out special forms.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. take the seeds out and they won't hurt so bad

I love em..I grow them in my yard...2 habanero's to a big pot of beans..mmmmm...tasty!

[Dees]

8. You're right. I just chopped them up and put em in.

[Rowdyboy]

14. I make a dynamite hot sauce with habaneros and tropical fruits...

One with papaya, another mango, and pineapple, spiced peach...Absolutely killer! :evilgrin: First thing you taste is a sweet, fruity blend with molasses and brown sugar, and then legalized hellfire begins! Its seriously hot.

[punpirate]

15. Recipe?

Always looking for new ways to use habaneros. I've had a papaya-habanero chutney, but it was very mild--large amounts of papaya, and just a little habanero.

Cheers.

[Systematic Chaos]

4. ROFLMAO!!!

The first thing that popped into my head when I read this was Mr. Slave from South Park going "Oh, Jesus Christ"! I absolutely LOVE hot peppers, and I can consume the hot pepperoncinis from Trader Joe's a jar at a time (especially since they're low in sodium for something in brine but GAWD are they hot!). But TWO habaneros, in a single serving of anything? No way, man. Not even me. My mom, God rest her soul, bought a couple of those to spice up our homemade spaghetti sauce a couple of years ago, and after I sampled a piece of one no bigger than a pinhead I asked her to please keep it so a single pepper per batch (about 6 quarts). Those things aren't just hot, they're posessed!

[windansea]

5. FAS

Flaming Asshole Syndrome....I once saw a habenero eating contest in Zihuatenejo between 2 drunk guys..one a gringo the other a local...after 4 each their faces were beet red...sweating...the Mexican looked like he was having a coronary and folded..the gringo took the fifth and passed out a winner...:)

[Resistance]

6. TWO Habaneros??

What were you thinking????

:party:

[Intelsucks]

7. One of my co-workers brought in a pot of beans with deer sausage

and a couple of serrano peppers today. It had a nice creeper effect. We were all wiping the sweat off our brows. :-)

[Dees]

9. My wife said "why don't you just sit on a knife"?

[rasputin1952]

10. ROFLMAO!!!!! Been there before...

I got some dried habenero's one time, and crushed one up to put on pizza. I like hot peppers on pizza occasionally, and figured this was a good way to try them the first time. Bad idea.

My eye started itching before I could take a bite, so, as I usually do, I rubbed my eyelid. Much to my eternal chagrin, there was power on my fingers, it is hard to describe the searing pain I felt. I know one thing, I never want to do THAT again!

After my eye ceased boiling, I made the ridiculous mistake of biting on that slice of pizza. The cheese had cooled, but you couldn't have known that; I swear that pizza was cooked in hell! One bite, and I had this vision of my entire digestive tract being incinerated, and if there was not COLD water in the bowl when my system evacuated this stuff, I might just burn the house down!

I went to a rather bland diet for a few days after that, with a lot of ice water. I wanted to wear asbestos underwear, but I couldn't find any, Mylar either. Never again. I do not have a death wish.

O8)

[Turbineguy]

11. A broken windshield

is what it will feel like at the other end tomorrow morning.

[DuctapeFatwa]

12. On the other hand, some of us enjoy adding several

and keep a little dish of chopped on the side, to sprinkle.

If your eyes do not water, you have not eaten and are in danger of malnutrition.

[Dees]

13. I lost my voice for fifteen minutes.