Damn, a girl I got drunk and fooled around with LAST Halloween ....

[HEyHEY]

Says THIS Halloween was the best ever on her facebook. FUCK FUCK FUCK. :-(

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Ouch.

[whistler162]

2. Well she could have posted a picture of her darling 3 month old!

[HEyHEY]

3. That's right "HER" darling three month old.

Your body, your baby!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. your sperm. your problem.

:eyes: ;)

[HEyHEY]

19. My sperm IS a problem, it's like watching seamonkees with ADD

[JVS]

4. Maybe she doesn't dig being fed a bunch of booze, being used sexually, and then being thrown away...

like the condom. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

5. You and your Mom talk about everything, don't you?

You threw that one right over the plate.

[JVS]

6. Well she told me that that's no kind of way to go about courting.

She said it would only help me find really filthy and loose women like your mom.

[HEyHEY]

7. Hey, I said we got drunk and fooled around, I didn't say we were looking at condos

[JVS]

8. You'll never find the one to look for condos with if you stick with the dirty ones.

After your pecker turns strange colors and falls off, no woman will want you.

But then again, once your pecker has turned strange colors and fallen off, you'll probably lose your interest in the women in question anyway.

[HEyHEY]

9. Meh, everyone goes either way

Even the cleanest and wholesome girls are up for a bit of promiscuity now and then.

I find how you meet determines the relationship. If you have a relationship just built on sex, that's what it will be. If you have one that's built on more than that, that's what it will be. That's why every man, at least once in his life, gets the "I think we should wait" chat. Usually is a good thing.

[S n o w b a l l]

15. Dirty ones?

:eyes:

[JVS]

16. The ones crawling with disease.

Like in this ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK_jDA3qrUU

[S n o w b a l l]

17. Oh, ok

Well, getting into the 21st century might be a good thing to do.

Why is it always the woman who's crawling with disease? There was a man involved in the one night stand too, you know. You think HeyHey is crawling with disease too? I can't get over the double standard that still exists in this country.

[HEyHEY]

20. Me neither

It's the same up here and it really is wrong.

FTR: I am NOT crawling with disease. :-)

[JVS]

21. I bet you are crawling with disease, you filthy bastard.

[HEyHEY]

22. HEyHEY gets tested, it's free!

[DFW]

10. Did you consider that it's only because she doesn't remember last Halloween?

Maybe if you had both laid off the sauce a bit, she'd have had fond memories of last year, too!

[HEyHEY]

11. Well, the only reason I remember it is because it was in the middle of the living room

With about ten onlookers who reminded me.

[dhpgetsit]

12. If you hadn't gotten her drunk she might remember you.

:P

[bigwillq]

14. Damn.

That stinks. :hug:

[RetroLounge]

18. She probably stayed sober and fooled around this year

It's always better when you actually remember.

:shrug:

RL