I've gone through a bottle of whiskey and 3/4 of a case of beer since this morning in...

[LeftyFingerPop]

my quest to stay drunk until the day after the election.

I'm sitting here naked except for my socks, listening to old Enrico Caruso records, with tears streaming down my face.

How you lightweights doin'?

[trof]

1. So...how come the socks?

Is it chilly?
:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Don't be silly.

Doesn't make sense to be naked unless you keep your socks on.

Have to leave something to the imagination.

[trof]

5. OK. I'm now imagining your toes.

It's not a pretty thought.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. You won't find prettier feet than mine, buster.

[Pierre.Suave]

2. LOL

this is why I keep coming back to the lounge

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. I'm drawn to the lounge in the same way that I was drawn to...

putting the tip of my tongue on the terminal of a 9 volt battery when I was a kid.

It made no sense to do it, and it kind of hurt, but I kept doing it anyway.

[Ptah]

4. Slacker

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. What is the connection between empty bottles of aftershave and...

my current state of non-sobriety?

[Ptah]

9. Dancing girls, my son

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Don't think you can arouse me that easily...

I'm no pushover.

[Ptah]

11. I'll call 911 for you, bro