If I watch the second half of the Texas-Texas Tech game nude, will Texas win?

[Writer]

Hrmmm...

[pokerfan]

1. TPIWWP

[Aristus]

2. Will? Hmmm....hmmm.what?

Oh...I'm sorry; I was just imagining that little scenario.

I really don't care who wins now. :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

3. It wouldn't hurt to try

at this point, I just might strip too. :(

[Writer]

4. My little odd social experiment is now in effect.

Mr. Writer seems a bit more chipper than usual.

[jobycom]

7. This thread is worthless without... Well, you know. nt

[jobycom]

5. Only if you invite me over and we share a bottle of Treaty Oak Rum nude.

I'm pretty sure that's what it would take.

[Ptah]

6. I love the background of your webcam!

:woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

8. No but anyone walking by your window might.

:P :hi:

[Writer]

9. First drive - not so successful...

HOWEVER I've added a piece of pizza to the set-up. Will the spicy Chipotle BBQ sauce on the pizza make a difference?

[Writer]

10. TOUCHDOWN, MOTHER FUCKER!

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh edit: I wonder what would happen if I added another rum and coke?

[jobycom]

11. Teh Nued is working. Keep it up. Um, off. Whatever, nt

[Writer]

13. I now have a white russian, dawg. n/t

[jobycom]

16. My Black Russian is empty.

Tito's Vodka. Have I mentioned that yet?

[Writer]

18. Yes, Tito, you have.

;)

:toast:

[Writer]

20. Ack! Does anyone have the number of the place where I purchased that pizza???

[littlebit]

12. I think it might be working.

[Writer]

14. I dunno... I think it was the pizza... I was eating that during the kick-off.

Not so much with the white russian. Orakpo is now hurt. :(

[littlebit]

26. Quick

eat another piece of pizza.

[Writer]

34. I'M OUT OF PIZZA!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[rug]

15. You could cavort naked with a donkey on the 50 yard line and Texas won't win.

[Writer]

17. Only if the donkey screams "Hee Haw" and can help the tiring Tech offense. n/t

[jobycom]

21. Apparently they found a solution to their offense being tired.

They let the defense score. Why not? Their offense is worn out, but their defense should be well rested. :cry:

[Writer]

22. Nar. Two penalties handed that to them...

They wouldn't have been 2nd and 22 without them.

[jobycom]

19. Well of course not. How would they win with a naked drunk women and a donkey on the field?

They'd have to get both of them off the field to even continue the game.

[Writer]

23. What if I stood up and shook my boobs all Laugh-In style? n/t

[Writer]

24. TOUCHDOWN, MOTHER FUCKER!

YAR HAR BABY!

[Lethe]

25. YOU WILL LOSE

[Orrex]

27. In that case, for the sake of the nation, you should spend all of Tuesday nude, too

It's a small sacrifice to make for your country.

[jobycom]

28. Yeah, I second that. Certainly more important than the game.

Did I mention the Tito's Vodka? Made in Austin, you know!

[Writer]

29. I don't think the folks at school would take too kindly to that. n/t

[Orrex]

31. Then I call their patriotism hollow and prudish. Shame on them!

Do it for the country! Don't make me photoshop you!

[liberaltrucker]

30. Maybe not, but I'll be happy to view your webcam!

:7

[Writer]

32. "Nar," says Mr. Writer.

Although he just said, "They don't know what they're missing." :P

[Orrex]

33. Tell Mr. Writer to mind his own business

This is between you and the Lounge, dammit!

[Writer]

35. Except for the fact that he's sitting right here and I'm reading our responses to each other to him.

Would you like for him to disconnect me from the internet? Hmmmmmm?

[Orrex]

37. Say it's for the good of the nation. If he has any sense of civic duty, he'll endorse it at once!

I don't know why you'd want to associate with such a seditious scoundrel.

[liberaltrucker]

36. He'd know, huh?

:P

[Writer]

40. I'm just quoting him.

:shrug:

[Writer]

38. TOUCHDOWN, MOTHER FUCKER!

[Writer]

39. DUPE

But it may not be for long. ;)

[Writer]

41. TOUCHDOWN, MOTHER FUCKER!

YESSSSSS!

[Texasgal]

42. I am getting ready to have a panic attack

geez... PLEASE TEXAS!

[littlebit]

43. Texas is winning!

:woohoo:

[Writer]

45. NARP!

EGADS!!!!

[Texasgal]

44. omg.

omg. I HAVE NO WORDS.

[Orrex]

46. This is all well and good, but what do you plan as a follow-up when Texas wins?

[Lethe]

47. huh?

what was that?

[Orrex]

49. Damn. Did I type that out loud?

Well, there's always Tuesday.

[Lethe]

50. crow is delicious

:D

[Orrex]

51. Oh, go read some Poe and Lovecraft, you madman

:grr::mad::grr:

[Lethe]

53. Quoth the raven

"It's delicious!"

[gratuitous]

48. Another pretender chokes

Texas goes by the wayside. Is it too much to hope that the Big 12 will not be in the championship game? First Obama, now this. God is indeed good.

[rug]

52. .

:kick:

[old mark]

54. Evidently not -

Next year, you MUST be nude for the entire game.


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