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Sat Nov-01-08 09:09 PM
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The man really needs some Krispy Kreme. |
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A guest asked me where the closest Krispy Kreme is, and I told him about 120 miles away. He said, "Print me the directions. I really need my Krispy Kreme."
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:11 PM
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1. Offer him a sugar-glazed balloon. It's pretty much the same thing. |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:14 PM
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3. And he wasn't even, like, a big guy. |
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Average size. Dying for some Krispy Kreme.
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:25 PM
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10. hmm...I almost will have to make you dead to me for this comment |
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Warm glazed Krispy Kremes are manna...:9
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:28 PM
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11. An empty threat if ever there was one! You'd be jonesing for a brilliant pun in a matter of hours |
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You know I got what you need, pun-wise.
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:49 PM
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19. Yeah, but would she drive 120 miles for it? |
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Sat Nov-01-08 10:05 PM
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25. I wouldn't walk accross the street for a bad pun..... |
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Why did the turtlensue cross the street? It wasn't to hear a bad pun!;-)
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:12 PM
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2. They put crack in the glaze, don't they. |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:14 PM
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4. I'm glad that you got all the words in the right order |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:14 PM
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I don't mind a doughnut once in a while, but DAYUM! No junk food is worth driving 120 miles for. None.
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:31 PM
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12. Now I want a doughnut. |
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Edited on Sat Nov-01-08 09:32 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Not necessarily a Krispy Kreme, but yeah. :P
Edited because I felt like it. :rofl:
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:44 PM
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14. Are you going to drive 120 miles? |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:47 PM
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I'll just stay here and lust after one. :rofl:
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:52 PM
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20. Starbucks ice cream is |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:53 PM
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22. Yeah, that's some good stuff. |
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I especially like the Java Chip. :9
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:55 PM
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23. I ate some Coffee Almond Fudge for dinner |
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Not the most nutritious dinner, but I couldn't stop the craving any other way!!
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:20 PM
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6. I wish I loved anything that much these days! |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:43 PM
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I'm glad I don't love anything that much. The only thing worth going 120 miles for is a person. Or my dog. :D
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:58 PM
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24. Meh. I drive that far for entertainment sometimes. |
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Not so much in the last year or two, with gas prices. But my teenager and I will sometimes just drive out into the hills and listen to the radio and talk about music. It would be even better if there were donuts at the end. Of course, I'd prefer Round Rock donuts, but KK's are good for a national chain. :)
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:22 PM
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I won't even drive across the street for one.
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:44 PM
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15. Well, I hope you would walk across the street |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:52 PM
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21. I wouldn't do that either. |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:25 PM
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8. You could've just hooked him up to a lard IV |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:45 PM
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16. But, it doesn't taste the same! |
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:25 PM
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9. thats the thing about addictions that you guys can't understand |
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it's wanting something soooooo bad, and getting it, constantly
:D
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Sat Nov-01-08 09:46 PM
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17. Hey, I understand addiction. |
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Well, maybe not that much.
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