Giraffe! Giraffe! Giraffe!

[Writer]

He's comin' for you, mother f------

[elshiva]

2. Zombie Giraffe. Run, run!

But who could possibly outrun a giraffe?

[Lethe]

1. A Red Raider?

?

[Orrex]

3. You're everywhere tonight

Nude, she paused for a moment's reflection
As her team faced the pain of rejection.
So she quaffed a carafe
And then wrote of giraffes
While preparing to strip for the election.



Doesn't scan perfectly, but you get the idea.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Awright, who put a moustache, beetle brows and evil eyes on Eddie?

:grr:

[elshiva]

7. Oh, no! I guess we've be hanging out to much

around the giraffe house.

[leeroysphitz]

5. Giraffes rule. n/t

[elshiva]

6. Aren't you hung like a giraffe?

[leeroysphitz]

8. Nah... More like a Marmoset.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/25/marmoset2_narrowweb__300x371,0.jpg

:)

[elshiva]

10. You are being modest.

You are a tripod. :)

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. Certainly not the best thing SNL's ever done

But a lot funnier than that pathetic Olbermann skit.