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Sun Nov-02-08 05:44 PM
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What will KitchenWitch say to the surgeon right after waking from the anaesthesia? |
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I think it will be the following: NO on Prop 8! GOBAMA! And finally..find me some #%&*^%&* food RIGHT FUCKING NOW!! :rofl: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8208247#8208704
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:45 PM
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:rofl:
I just asked my husband to bring me a burger...he is NOT complying.
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:48 PM
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2. I'm making beef stroganoff tonight. |
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:51 PM
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:51 PM
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"Oh my, was it good for you too?"
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KitchenWitch
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:53 PM
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My surgeon is a woman!
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:55 PM
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7. Then you would be doing your part to make sure that it is ... |
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:57 PM
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I have a ton of NO on 8 stickers. I plan to wear them on my pajamas in the hospital.
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:55 PM
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6. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today |
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:56 PM
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:57 PM
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9. Bring me a hoagie, RIGHT FUCKING NOW |
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Sun Nov-02-08 05:58 PM
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:04 PM
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12. Did Hendrix do an encore? |
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:19 PM
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13. KitchenWitch after surgery will have a new name... |
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:25 PM
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14. Just don't do what my mother did after her second surgery |
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she was coming out of the anesthesia and demanded that the doctor come in and give her a hug...
Only my mother... ;)
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:27 PM
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15. LOL! All I wanted to do was be left alone, but they kept telling me to breathe deeply. |
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:31 PM
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the nurse had to go find the doctor and he *did* give her a hug.
We were really worried what would happen when she had surgery #3 10 days ago... :eyes:
Sorry they wouldn't leave you alone, but you're not in the hospital to be left alone. Or to sleep. Or to really get better. You do that at home. ;)
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:41 PM
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17. If she's one of my patients... |
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It usually goes like this, "I'm really thirsty!" Me, "Here's some ginger ale, but take it slow. Just sips at first or you may feel nauseas." Patient, "Ok" (while thinking, "this chick doesn't know what she's talking about") then proceed to suck down the whole can, puke, and I give them Reglan or Zofran. It's almost expected. :)
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Sun Nov-02-08 06:58 PM
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18. 'Is it February 14th yet?' |
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