I am on the verge of flipping out...

[everythingsxen]

but I don't know why...

What should I do?

[historian]

1. get a monty python sketch

that should do it

[everythingsxen]

3. No Monty on hand.. no money to go rent...

The cable was shut off so no hope of it randomly being on tv either.

[BlueJazz]

2. If you are ill, take a pill

Bill

[everythingsxen]

5. I have no pills,

thanks for the chills,
I am not ill,
So I doubt I will.

[aquaman]

4. See your doctor........

and get a prescription for xanax.

[everythingsxen]

6. Doesn't that require insurance or money?

Actually doesn't it take both?

[aquaman]

7. Well.

Doctor visit costs 45.00
Xanax prescription costs about 9.00
We could start a fund raiser.

[everythingsxen]

8. Meh..

If we were having a fund-raiser I'd just as soon it went to the ACLU or Amnesty Intl. instead.

I think my chances of flipping out will drop significantly if I find a job.

[AlienGirl]

9. Don't flip out!

Contact *Florida* unemployment and see if they might pay you. Some states will pay out-of-state for people who last worked in-state (Wisconsin did that for Otter for a while).

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

11. Yeah.. well.. old Jeb Bush's ass is tighter than a snare drum...

on that sort of thing.

I will ask...

[AlienGirl]

12. Never hurts to ask.

Plus, we need to work on your resume and on getting you not to undersell yourself. You're so focused on not over-hyping your abilities, you tend to downplay the things that would make you a strong candidate.

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

13. *shrug* I guess

I don't know any other way to be though. :shrug:

I guess it's that lack of jealous ambition and desire to move up.. I just want to get a nice job and be cool at it and do it well...

[AlienGirl]

14. No; it's lack of sales strategy

All the ambition you need to have is the ambition to get a job and keep it. But you seem to lack belief in yourself, and it makes your self-presentation seem uncertain.

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

15. I am sure you are right..

I find it much easier for others to evaluate those sort of aspects of my persona than to see them for myself.

[AlienGirl]

16. Yeah, and for ambition...

I'll have you talk to Jager; he's good at ambitionizing people. But really, it's initiative that's the issue (not ambition); *what do you want to do in life*?

[everythingsxen]

17. Man.. all I want right now is a job...

I could care less if it is digging ditches or frying hamburgers. I need money and I need it yesterday.

Security would be nice, I have a calling in that direction. Then, you already know that.

[AlienGirl]

18. Yeah, I still think you'll be good at it, too

[everythingsxen]

19. Sure.. I have all the train-ing..

You might say it's the job I've been dying to do..

[gyopsy]

10. been there

I feel for you. I always went out jogging right away when I felt that way, regardless of the time of day.