Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber and John McCain walk into a bar.

[arcadian]

What's the punchline?

[LynneSin]

1. Everyone else walks out of the bar

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Actually, they didn't walk into the bar.

They just kind of tripped over it, because the bar has been lowered with them.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. the bartender says " and just when i thought i would never have to hear about the three of you again

[Inchworm]

4. Woot!

:thumbsup:

:hi:

[DS1]

5. Since it was a British bar, it was the only thing licensed

[Wetzelbill]

6. John McCain spent 5 1/2 years of his life without a bar

That's all anybody needs to know.

[Crazy Dave]

7. Sarah and John tell the bartender to put everything on Joe's tab

They're broke and he claims that he's got $250k to buy his own plumbing business

[yellowcanine]

12. That is actually not bad.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. And the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of fucking joke?"

[ghostsofgiants]

16. You stole my punchline!

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. The bar says "Haha!"

[arcadian]

10. John McCain says, "Barkeep! Give me a sarsaparilla."

Joe the Plumber says, "Give me a Milwaukee's Best in a can" and
Sarah Palin says, "I'll have the lutefisk dinner."
Joe the Plumber with an annoyed look on his face asks, "Lutefisk? What the Hell is that?"
Sarah Palin: "Oooooo, lutefisk is a repulsive gelatinous fishlike dish that tastes of soap and gives off an odor that would gag a goat. It looks like the desiccated cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks"
Joe the Plumber pointing into his hand at John McCain whispers to Palin, "Shhhh! He's sitting right there..."




Thanks to Garrison Keillor for the description of lutefisk... and John McCain.

[Auggie]

11. The Bartender says,

"Sorry, we only serve horses and funghi."

[yellowcanine]

13. And the bartender says, "Why the long faces?"

[dembotoz]

14. Its the 3 stooges!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. The Bartender says,

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[ohiosmith]

17. Sarah says, "give us three Buds and pretzels". The bartender says "we're out of pretzels".

Joe says "then we'll have three Schlitz and pretzels". The bartender says "didn't you hear me? I'm out of pretzels".

John says,.."Oh,..okay then we'll just have the pretzels".

[sarge43]

18. Doesn't need a punchline. They're the joke. n/t

[lazyriver]

19. Bartender says, "Glad you finally got here...

The toilet's been overflowing since you 'fixed' it last time...and who are those two losers"?

[Gormy Cuss]

20. That would explain the brain damage. n/t

[Symarip]

21. In what regards, arcadian?

:)

[flvegan]

22. For having placed the bar strategically at neck height, Jimmy drank for free

the rest of the night.

The YouTube video was priceless.

[unpossibles]

23. and the bar spits them back out, and screams "unclean!" nt