OK you sick bastids....I need election questions for my Toastmaster meeting tonight

[graywarrior]

Example:

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are both running for president. Who do you vote for and why?

[mainegreen]

1. Toastmaster?

Is there such a thing as a toast novice?

[graywarrior]

2. No, we're all masters

Especially me.

[mainegreen]

4. Here's a serious question:

How much did the selections for VP influence your choice of candidate?

[graywarrior]

5. Excellent

I will use that.

[BeachBaby]

3. I was wondering the same thing....

or toast amateur, toast apprentice,etc.

And is a Toastmaster the same thing as a toast journeyman? Or would that level of expertise make him/her a toast foreman? :shrug:

[graywarrior]

6. You are toast.

:rofl:

[insanity]

7. You're a towel

[graywarrior]

8. You're insane.

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

9. Okay, I have one....

During Barack's presidency, Michelle becomes pregnant with their third child. Turns out this one is the son that Barack has been longing for. What would you name it and why?

[graywarrior]

10. OMG I love that!