Things I learned today by Midlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

*clears throat*

1. YOY is a good sport when 'lounged'. He was a little off kilter at first, but recovered nicely and responded in a most appropriate manner when he regained his footing. :thumbsup: to YOY.

2. MrCoffee is a troll. Who knew? I tell you who knew. Me, that's who. Knew it all along. His comment about 'flavored coffee' was the last straw for me.

3. DS1 has, once again, a horrific sig. Don't click on it. It's truly awful. :scared:

4. If you put $40 on your college daughter's 'Captain's Cash' card, it doesn't mean nearly as much as if you put $40 in her debit card account. Therefore, if you do the former, you are a bad mom because you have left said daughter without any means with which to support herself. That $16,000+ in tuition, room and board, etc? Poppycock.

5. BoyMidlo is a terrible griller.

6. Lee Mercer, Jr. took my dreams for a Mercer Presidency and dashed them on the rocks like glass.

7. There is a good chance that LaraMN will cry all the way home from the polls, which will probably make SophieMN and/or NoelMN cry. JackMN? Not so much. To him, she's a caterpillar.

8. I decided that Skinner needs to change his avatar when Barack wins. I'm sick of that dog. I want to see baby pics.

9. I still don't know why flvegan calls MrCoffee "Trebek".

That is what I have learned today.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Seriously, how could you not know MrCoffee was a troll?

Your gullibility knows no bounds!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. It's shocking the number of people on this site that think he's 'one of us'.

I mean, c'mon. :wtf: Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks are gifts from God.

[flvegan]

4. Midlo, of "Asher Heimermann is our future" fame?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. No. The other Midlo. The rational, nice one.

Not that other stupid freeper with the minivan. :eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. That Midlo is a myth, like the Holy Grail

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Tell me about it, her track record sucks

I, for one, am sad that I wasn't able to get on the conference call with Swag and DS1.

[LeftyMom]

3. To answer #9

He's spectacularly high.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. All the time? Because I've seen it more than once.

I don't like being out of the loop, you know, LM. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

8. Oh yeah. Total wake n' bake. I'm series.

[Bake]

9. Did someone call me?

Bake

[MrCoffee]

16. No, go back to your bunk.

[MrCoffee]

7. #9...5gan likes it when I cry

And pumpkin spice hot milkshakes are the sweat of the devil. Not even Christiano Ronaldo drinks pumpkin spice hot milkshakes. janesez, however, loves them long time.

[flvegan]

10. Your mother was crying my name last night, Trebek.

[MrCoffee]

11. -$95,600...wanker.

[LostinVA]

12. I second YOY being a sport

His earlier freaking out WAS funny, though.

:pals:

[YOY]

14. You guys are sweet.

Then again so is High Fructose corn syrup and saccharine. :evilgrin:

and for the record I never called MrCoffee a "troll" or a "FReep" that was others...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Ruining a perfectly good thread postmorteum with the FACTS

This is actually Lostinva -- I just realized Haruka was signed in on the computer!

[JVS]

15. JackMN is such a trooper!

[Midlodemocrat]

17. The next misstep on her part - he's all mine.

[JVS]

19. Maybe you can sell her TM for custody of Jack

[Midlodemocrat]

21. I would, but I like LaraMN too much to inflict TM on her.

Hell's bells, I BIRTHED that child ( a long and dangerous and mightily painful birth ending in a C-Section I might add) and I still want to hit her.

[Parche]

18. I Learned that Midlo Is MEAN To TM

:woohoo: :hi:

[JVS]

20. Yeah, that's cool. TM has to drink bad water and not tan, Then she gets to read her mom denounce..

her on DU

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Her own fault. I told her to join DU. Then the rulez would

prevent me from calling her out. The freeper.

[NewJeffCT]

26. downright vicious!

I'm half-tempted to call to report child abuse.

[sasquatch]

27. .

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

23. Heh Heh!! Don't tutch the hut!!1!!