Ultimately, the reason I'm voting for Obama is this:

[Orrex]

He's promised to force candy manufactures to increase "fun size" of their products to reflect the true size of fun more accurately.

[dawgmom]

1. I'm voting for him because he's going to bring back New Coke

AND he's going to make CDs easier to open.

[Orrex]

2. On those issues, I'm voting No on 1 and Yes on 2

New Coke was what I imagine demons' semen to be like.

[TZ]

3. demons semen?

Okay an INTERESTING imagination you have there...

[Orrex]

4. Would Druids' fluids be more palatable for you?

The rhyme's the thing, you see. That, and years of my misspent youth as a D&D geek...

[dawgmom]

6. Hey, I've TASTED demon's semen

New Coke wasn't anywhere near as salty.

Oh, boy...something tells me I'm going to regret that post......

(And seriously, I don't want New Coke to come back. I don't drink Coke very often anymore, but when I do, I want the real thing.)

[Orrex]

7. Wow! Sounds like we've got a real party-girl in our midst

I swear, I had no idea!

[dawgmom]

8. Alas...all in the past

My party girl days are behind me.

[Orrex]

9. THIS is why you should post a DU Journal

Really spice the place up.

[dawgmom]

10. You're egging me on to get me in trouble, aren't you?

Somebody else was doing that last night -- like that kid in school who sits behind you and whispers in your ear, "Awww, go ahead and do it. I dare ya. I double DAWG dare ya."

hahahahahaha

Time for me to hit the sack. I'm driving people to the polls tomorrow. G'night.

[Orrex]

11. Good night--and I expect to see your Journal updated early tomorrow

:popcorn:

[sasquatch]

5. What about cane sugar to replace High Fructose Cornsyrup?

[Zavulon]

12. I'm voting for him because I want lawn darts legalized again.

I also want Hostess to resume manufacture of their blueberry pies. The cherry ones are mediocre at best and the apple ones suck.

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. He promised to find my keys.

:bounce:

[lazyriver]

14. My rough calculations show the average person will have 1300%

more fun under Obama's plan than McCain's. I emailed the Obama campaign requesting they add a "fun calculator" to their site right next to the tax break one...still waiting for a reply. Hello? Great idea here, offered for free...

[regularguy]

15. McCain's plan was totally written by the fun industry.

Or "Big Fun" if you will.

[regularguy]

16. He said he was gonna fix the elevator in my building. GoBama nt