Dear Barack Obama: Can we start killing Conservatives, aborting full-term babies and acting like com

[denverbill]

Dear Barack Obama: Can we start killing Conservatives, aborting full-term babies and acting like communist Islamofascists yet?

Conservatives, come tomorrow, you are all going to die and The United States of America will instantly transform into the United Socialist States of Islamic Baby Eaters. And with the blood of your newborn children running down our chins, we - the victorious - will all simultaneously pray to Allah as Barack Obama summons Satan and all the horrific things from Revelations (the only part of the New Testament any of you have read) will come true in all its flaming, semen-drenched glory.

Good times, baby-eaters, good times.

We liberals all know that we are soon to live in a conservative-free world where everyone’s gay - except for the gays who will be double-gay - and where babies can be legally aborted up to the age of 17. We know that soon we will all be free to marry pandas and then force the pandas to abort their babies and have hot, gay panda-on-panda orgies while we all masturbate furiously in church.

We know this because conservatives have made it clear that’s what’s going to happen should Barack Obama become President.

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http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/11/03/dear-barack-obama-can-we-start-interning-conservatives-aborting-full-term-babies-and-acting-like-insane-communist-islamofascists-yet-or-should-we-wait/

This cracked me up. Hope some others here enjoy it!

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Didn't you get the memo?

That shit starts at Christmas, and not one day earlier. Keep it in your pants until then.

[Burma Jones]

3. What the Fuck is Christmas?

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. They told me it's when we get to start eating babies. I can't wait.

There may be a WIKI on "Christmas", I'll have to get back to you later.

[Burma Jones]

2. I am more than ready for Incestuous, Polygamous, Gay Marriage, with Bestaility and Coporaphagia

and don't forget the Human Sacrifices, round my place at 10:00 every night.......