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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:08 AM
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ok, so when do i get my public gay sex and wealth redistribution check?
i am totally stoked.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:10 AM
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1. After we round up all the guns
Apparently we're to melt them down into public gay sex. :shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:11 AM
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2. da, komrade
i will work with you joyously and collectively.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:11 AM
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3. Human Services is still working on the logo for the public gay sex vouchers
Airport security is being all uppity about taking pictures of 'secure areas', and the facilities department is currently refusing to paint the rainbow stall motif.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:12 AM
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4. what about the free public late term abortion on demand kiosks?
has anyone started on the public late term abortion on demand kiosks?
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:25 AM
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7. I got a free abortion coupon at the victory party.
You didn't? :shrug:

Now that we have this legislative power, I'm working on legislation that will allow for abortions into the 75th trimester.

sign my petition here: www.whoneedskids.com
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:33 AM
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8. did you receive details on the "Arming the Homeless" initiative?
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 01:48 PM
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13. Affirmative.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:13 AM
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5. Can we get the ransacking of K Street and sacrifice of Heritage Foundation interns over with first?
Priorities; we must have our priorities!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:14 AM
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6. we must each till our yards to produce grain for the collective
whilst singing the internationale
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:37 AM
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9. You need to fill out Form 2347B ...
The Forced Gay Indoctrination Form. Please make sure it is Form 2347B and not Form 2347Ba, The Forced Abortion Form. You'd be surprised at the number of people who fill that one out in error.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 10:40 AM
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10. The transition team is considering who to pick as Public Gay Sex Czar
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cemaphonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:51 PM
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11. One payment on Easter,
the other on Reagan's birthday.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-08 12:53 PM
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12. I want to receive my wealth redistribution check -while- I'm having public gay sex.
An' I want that lady from the bank in Beverly Hillbillies to give it to me. Suh-weet.
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