DU is too positive today. Someone start some shit...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'm eating lunch, and I want something juicy to read.

Don't expect a response...I have condiments on my fingers.

:patriot:

[mainegreen]

1. We might have lobster for thanksgiving. I'm going to boil them alive.

Then broil them with stuffing.

At 3.50 a pound, who could say no?

[no name no slogan]

2. Apparently they found a bunch of ballots in Obama's trunk...

...and they were all votes for Lee L. Mercer Jr.

[Symarip]

3. Here you go.

zOMG you won't believe what Palin just did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[Iggo]

6. Yes!

[Dr. Strange]

4. I saw a homeless guy today.

He asked for a handout. So I gave him a Chick tract. He started complaining, so I used the tract to circumcise him. Then he started crying, so I gave him a spanking, yelling, "I'll give you something to cry about." Then I spent the next 45 minutes explaining how vaccinations caused the damage at the Pentagon on 9/11.

[crim son]

5. I tried! You saw my earlier post about the dead car!

Nobody was biting. :P :D

[taterguy]

7. I almost told you to buy a bike when I read about your dead car

But I'm in too good a mood to start shit

[crim son]

9. Yeah, that would have cheered the hell out of me.

I can't afford to buy a taxi ride across town right now. :grr:

[MissMillie]

8. um... well.... um....

bite me

[Parche]

10. pubes and more pubes

so there take that........:woohoo::hi: :hug:

[machI]

11. New report says people who eat lunch have an increased chance of dieing

at the end of their lives.

News at Five.

[taterguy]

12. News reports says that people too lazy to spellcheck annoy the hell out of me

[machI]

13. It is a brand new report, it will be published in five minutes

Are you trying to start some 5H!Z around here?

[taterguy]

14. The only shit here is you

[Wapsie B]

15. Veal Parmesan sounds awfully good right now.