"I drove the car into a tree, bent the suspension, ground the transmission" - Obama, you can have it

[Rabrrrrrr]

That's pretty much the scenario today; Shrubbie has manhandled a fine and elegant Ferrari by overdriving it, failing to change the oil, bouncing it off guardrails because he can't fucking steer it, wrapping it around a few trees, grinding the transmission down to nothing, wearing out the brake pads, bending the suspension to hell, driving it into every pothole he can find until the shocks are totally useless, kept the lights on when it wasn't running so the battery is drained, got it covered in tar, asphalt, and gravel, hit a few buffalo with it, wore the tires down to the threads, bent the drivetrain, and managed to set it on fire a few times and scrape it against enough safety walls that the exterior is just the scratched-up dull metallic sheen of steel, and behind him on the road is a long line of bodies of all the children, soldiers, elderly, and poor people he ran over with it.

And then he looks to Obama, tosses him the keys, and say to him, "I'm a generous guy - here, you can have it. It runs like a beaut."

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Bush quite likely will not find himself welcome in many places from now on.

Even with his lords and masters. I can have a degree of compassion, and hope that he gets some positive growth out of it, but...

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I have a feeling he will be the most quiet, most unseen former president ever.

[cyberpj]

3. Defense contractors and Bank CEOs love him. He'll have his usual suspect friends.

[Parche]

4. Yes We Can Fix it

It will take time....but we can do it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Typical Republican - "I broke it, even though I don't really think it's broke,

but I leave it to you to fix it because I'm all about personal responsibility, even though it doesn't need fixing because it isn't really broken, that's just your perception".

Then, two days later, "See - you can't even fix it! It was better off with me!!!"

[hunter]

5. There's a dead Iraqi in the trunk, and blood stains all over the seats.

And I don't think that's a buffalo stuck in the windshield. It's Sarah Palin's moose.

[flvegan]

7. You're saying Obama should've gotten a CarFax?

[MsKandice01]

8. LMAO!!

Good one!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. If I were Obama, I'd have at least looked under the hood...

:rofl:

[zanne]

10. Good one!

Apres moi, la deluge.