Laura to George:

[LiberalEsto]

"So it looks like this Obama guy won by a brazillion votes"

George to Laura:

"I didn't know brazilians could vote."



ba-da-BING

[mzteris]

1. just for you

[LiberalEsto]

3. But this was my post-election gift

to madinmaryland and Parche!


:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

5. Hey. It goes this way now....

Robert Gates is giving the president-elect his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President-elect exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President-elect sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President-elect looks up and asks, "Have condolences been sent to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva and the great people of Brazil?"

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Well done!

:thumbsup:

Isn't it wonderful to have an intelligent, articulate president (elect)?! :bounce:

[LiberalEsto]

9. I can hardly wait

For an articulate president

(not for tragedies affecting Brazilians)

[elshiva]

2. That joke should be taken out

and shot. x(

[cwydro]

4. Very good!

It had to be said!:P

[mwooldri]

7. Another crude Laura/Bush joke

What's George's and Laura's favourite sexual position? Her on top, because he always f's up!

[LiberalEsto]

8. Now my head is exploding

I don't even want to THINK about that. Gaaah.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Jamastiene]

10. BLEACH!!!

Where's the brain bleach? Somebody, quick, I need brain bleach so I can get that image out of my head.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Here's an alternate image to distract you

When Nixon was president, I read somewhere that one of his favorite foods was cottage cheese with ketchup. I used to picture him shoveling the gory looking mess into his mouth, jowls a-wobbling.

[madinmaryland]

12. BWAHHAHAHAHA!

Arrrrhhhhhh. I'm not a crook. Arrrrhhhhh.

-- As the red chunks of cottage cheese dribble down his chin!

:puke:

[Lady Freedom]

13. That is not a picture want before bed!

:spank: