Most insane Chick tract ever just came out...

[jmowreader]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1055/1055_01.asp?wpc=1055_01.asp&wpp=a

Hurricanes and tornadoes, according to it, are God's revenge for what America has done to Israel.

[hobbit709]

1. So how does that explain weather before 1948?

I swear that these nutjobs can't get three synapses firing in sequence on a regular basis.

[Orrex]

10. You don't know anything about theology

Inclement weather prior to 1948 was punishment for what the US was eventually going to do to Israel.

Amen.

[Tom Kitten]

2. Everything suddenly clicked together for me

So this is where Bush got his foreign and domestic policy ideas from!

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Ugh, that's stupid on way too many levels.

What I'm reading is "God hates you if you think the Palestinians shouldn't be living in Apartheid conditions."

[VaYallaDawg]

4. Just when you think you've seen all the batshit craziness in the world ...

[unpossibles]

5. lol. 'weather central'

no wonder they think science is a big conspiracy....

[petronius]

6. I know, right? Just the first panel - if the wind speed is 170mph, it's already a Cat 5!

Dumbass fundies...

:rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

7. How the fuck did it take the Israelites 40 YEARS to get from Egypt to Israel?

Moses may have been great with miracles but with maps? Not so much...

[AllegroRondo]

18. Typical guy, he didnt want to ask for directions.

[Bake]

8. "God IS scary!"

:rofl: :rofl:

OT, maybe; not NT ...

Bake

[MrCoffee]

9. That's the best part about Jack Chick and that lot

The complete disconnect between the OT and the NT. It's what makes their special brand of crazy so very special.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Hurricanes, Tornados and Israel....

Oh my!

[jobycom]

12. So how does he explain that these things keep hitting Republican states?

God is mad at America for not supporting Israel so he sends disasters to wipe out the people who want us to support Israel, leaving those who want less support for Israel alone?

I guess I ain't smart enough to understand tham thar smart Chick folk.

[JVS]

13. Dude, didn't you read the comic! George Bush fucked over Israel in 2005! The GOP is EVIL!!11!!1!

[MrCoffee]

14. George Bush slapped the Living God in the face!

That's not gonna work out well for anybody.

[jobycom]

15. Yeah, but these are still the areas that disagreed with Bush doing that.

[XemaSab]

17. I dig the Chick caricature of the Chimp

:D

[JVS]

19. Maybe a new sig-pic is in order.

[Lucian]

16. That's fucked up nonsense.

I wonder if anybody ever falls for this shit.